benderbeerman

joined 2 years ago
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence.

Some things can't be improved upon. Sorry you chose wrong.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

^jealous because no friends or pets

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

^as said by somebody who never had to replace the motor on their washer, or the burned on their range, or the belt on their dryer, or the elements in the water heater...

The reason they always worked forever was because your dad bought replacement parts from the appliance repair store and didn't complain to you about it.

This is literally one of the top 3 good things about YouTube

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Also, the devil and the antichrist are diff... not the same individual

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes officer, this one here...

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot step 5:

  1. Create another fable
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yo dawg we are winning so hard bro I hope we keep winning and win harder!!!

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen

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