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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 205 points 2 months ago (6 children)

But they'd vote for him again anyway!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 102 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The problem with fucking idiots is that they’re always fucking other fucking idiots and creating even more fucken fucking idiots!

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's glorious. This alone should be the foundation of a new religion.

It's called MAGA.

[–] ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

With religion, you can bet someone is going to get fucked!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Two movie recommendations:

  1. idiocracy
  2. god bless america
[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, the COMMUNIST Democrats are all just 100% trans people murdering BABIES left and right!!!!

/s

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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure they will, can't vote for a LIBERAL!

/s

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

What's /s about that?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

because they agree with the ideas, just not with the execution

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

They agree with the policies, they just don’t like the results that those policies inevitably produce, and fail to ever connect cause and effect.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Plenty of these clowns wanted a DeSantis or a Cruz and are more than happy to proclaim, "I only voted for Trump because Democrats Are Worse!"

It's the mirror image of the neoliberal ghoul who wanted President Pete Buttigieg or President Michael Bloomberg, but swallowed their pride and dutifully lined up for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

or some conservatives dont vote at all, but you hear them bitching about DEMS on thier platforms, like they did.

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

yeah, the graph of his approval ratings kind of confirms that: up when there's elections, and then down when he's in power

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Focus group of 10 people feels kinda meaningless.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about a focus group of 10 large language models?

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[–] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Always been curious how effective focus groups are and what sample sizes would be considered representive of the general population.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is regularly answered by statisticians

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"We picked 10 unicorns and asked their opinions to try and make people believe all horses feel this way"

[–] silentjohn@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The focus group included 10 people

Anybody believing that Trump voters think anything is worse is just silly.

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Most Trump voters I know are actively sucking him off while he shits on their kids

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or letting him shit on them while their kids suck him off

[–] silentjohn@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump voters will happily eat shit just on the chance that a Liberal smells their breath.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

they prefers trumps diarrhea to normal shit.

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anybody believing that Trump voters think ~~anything is worse~~ is just silly.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol focus group of 10 people.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It was very focused. Turns out that 100% of people do not like beef. I once asked 1 peoples and all 100% of them said they dont.

[–] lemmelemmy@feddit.org 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So they’ve asked 10 people and made it an article. Good journalism.

[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tbf beats 99% of the slop you read today.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

an overall sense that the system, even under the man they voted for, just isn't working.

I have a worrying feeling that for these people, fixing the system doesn't mean anything like "kick all the billionaires out of politics, change the electoral system & senate to give people genuinely equal representation, and start arresting politicians who take bribes and make millions on insider trades".

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Ever play wolfeinstien? BJs dad is who I think these ppl are.

"This a white man's country and we got to keep it Christian" pos even sold his wife to nazis.

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A "restoration era" USA where all the damage is being fixed and institutions repaired like you describe would practically take some kind of temporary military dictatorship. Because it's not just the idiots in maga, you have all kinds of idiots who think this principle or this or that is important and everything has been gamed for decades by the plutocrats to only serve them. So everything is poisoned, everything needs to be changed, so you can't rely on any sensible majority or institution to work with you. That includes news media and journalists and the "freedom" of the press to serve as a voice for the plutocracy.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 months ago

Willful ignorance didn’t pay off?

Pissing off us libs didn’t pay off?

Giving Lord Feltersnatch unlimited power didn’t pay off?

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

         ~Jed Clampett~
[–] riskable@programming.dev 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only one of the focus group members, a 24-year-old engineer from New York named Alvin, gave Trump a 5 out of 5, praising him for "trying to bring back manufacturing jobs" even though manufacturing growth has slowed.

So basically, only the delusional think he's doing a good job. I'd say this is like, "just my opinion, man" but no: That's literally what the focus group discovered! It's a fact.

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[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

TBF there's probably only like 10 of them that understand the word "humiliation", so the low focus group makes sense

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

There are all traitors. Betrayed their country for a narcissist peddle rapist war criminal mafia boss traitor of the worst kind. Fuck them all.

[–] Bumrocky@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

But they still think they're better off than voting for someone else. The stupidity is endless

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

THEN FUCKING VOTE THIS NOVEMBER

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago
[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for adding the gift link, much appreciated.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that a tracker code at the end?

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[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps because the NY Times is a shitty company that doesn't deserve our clicks? And is paywalled much of the time...

[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

But to then post Raw Story? Bottom of the barrel

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ledasll@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

"24 years old management consult" was this AI generated or jome or both?

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Have they stood in a corner and thought about what they've done?

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Lol you've always been a humiliation, but now even the dummies are more aware.

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