BoosBeau

joined 8 months ago
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

There's a field guide out there on myspace.com somewhere, but if you don't have the time to find it you can always remove your nose prior to the auction.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

So your username... do you watch TV in reverse?

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Oh same, my grandpa didn't die in Korea either. Twins!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don't even need to count about it!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can't even count it, and I also don't need to brag about it.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My culture is also in this persons petri dish... contaminating the sample.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Nah, you know it's not you, just like I know it's not me. Whoever posted this is probably angry and venting, or is regurgitating rhetoric they heard/read, or they feel powerless so they point fingers broadly. Also possible they're just trying to stir shit up, make people angry, or (worse) jack off their ego with a bunch of virtue signaling dog shit takes.

Keep being you and do what you can to try and instill some change, without letting clowns make you feel like you are part of the problem. It's what a lot of us are doing and that DOES make us responsible Americans; just not responsible for Diaper Dipshit and his big orange asshole. I don't know you, but love you, you beautiful bitch. <3

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had to stop here:

"This is a dangerous game right-wing culture warriors are playing. If Obergefell falls, it won’t just impact same-sex couples. It will set a precedent that fundamental rights can be granted and taken away by the shifting winds of political power. This should concern every American, regardless of their stance on same-sex marriage."

Fucking bozo bash

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Split-me-like-a-log-daddy-eep

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All these other shit-for-brains got it wrong. Here's what you do:

  1. Find a woman your own age, pervert
  2. Have her go through EXTENSIVE cosmetic surgery to become a replica of your current wife
  3. Have newbie secretly follow your wife until she learns every habit, nuance, and personality trait
  4. I'll leave the uglier details of this step to your own imagination
  5. Pretend newbie has been your appropriately aged wife the whole time
  6. Send us some feet pics of those juicy things you've got tucked away in your socks (this step is optional)
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This comment right here, officer.

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