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"Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.
However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn't traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks."
Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.
eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces
The fuck are you doing, America?!
Washing hands is woke!
...sharting to get awful diseases...am I right?!?
Does this have anything to do with how we deregulated all the food production and gutted the FDA and replaced everyone there with lobbiests from the companies that produce food? Or something like that?
Couldn't be.
Yeah, that's just the free market. The invisible hand.
While this doesn't happen often, it's not unheard of. You might remember an outbreak from 2018 linked to salads sold by McDonald's.
See? Not the first time. Last time it happened was 2 years into-
Who needs a poop knife, I have diarrhea!
It's and old reference, sir, but it checks out.
It's just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.
A true shitpost. As I’m taking a shit, no less. Bravo.
In all honesty, you should probably leave it behind.
Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I'm sure he will know the answer...
Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
Obviously
Hmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.
Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool
Build up his tolerance so that he can poison us all
Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.
Headline hits differently if you read it while on the toilet.
Especially if you have diarrhea 🤣
Fire in the hole
At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.
reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!
Hasn't there been a "surge of explosive diarrhea" running the country since the 20th of January 2025?
that's technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea
norovirus? implosive diarrhea.
The Noah Kahan concert I incident makes more sense now.
I didn’t think “explosive diarrhea” was a real term. Not surprising though, water treatment has been failing infrastructure for many years. Flint Michigan put it in the public eye, and it’s gotten much, much worse.
That and decades of deregulating and vertically integrating the food supply.
Huh... I thought that was just people setting off fireworks early.
Edit: So immediately after posting this comment, I got a text from my apartment management about not setting off fireworks in the complex. Spooky.
WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING, CITIZEN.
I've been using a water filter to filter my tap water for years, because tap water tastes nasty.
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES! I mean, not me because things still suck, but at least I'm reasonably sure I won't get a disease after my city reduced funding for water treatment.
Idk what kind of water filter you're using, but it's probably not filtering out bacteria.
water filters won't filter out bacteria or viruses. Most of them just remove chloride ions, which then encourages bacterial growth.
Everyone get inside!
That really is an unfortunate title.
Can confirm had diarrhea this morning
Make America healthy again, huh.
haha