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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I once had an elder coworker who said all the dinosaurs died in Noah's great flood. I'd try reasoning with him but ultimately it was way more fun to ask him if god could create a rock that he couldn't lift.

I think with people so entrenched in a silly opinion its way more fun to identify their most absurd belief and mock them relentlessly for it. I think for flat earthers its "so where does the air and water go when it falls off?"

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

evolution doesnt contradict the Bible The Bible says Earth and humans were created in 7 days but those are 7 days for God, and we dont know how long a day is for God, and it was written before the 24 hour system

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

There's people out there that think everything written in the King James version of the bible are literally true and allegories do not exist. A day is 24 hours to them. A year is 365 days. Nothing is ever lost in translation or merely a human trying to put words to something they don't fully understand.

They refuse to comprehend that it could be any other way.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

I used to work with a guy who was also a Methodist pastor. Most of our conversations were perfectly normal and fine, but every once in a while he would be like, "So where do you think the government is hiding the nephilim fossils?"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or ask if round earth is a massive conspiracy, what's the angle? How does getting people to believe in a flat earth rather than a round one serve an agenda to the point where even a simple test that could prove the flatness always "goes wrong"? And if they say that the experimenters get threatened or something, why do they generally remain as confused flat earthers afterwards? If they were going to be threatened, why half-ass it and let them continue pushing flat earth instead of making them change sides?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I tend to find people who are a bit crazy/conspiracy brained tend to easily accept other people's motives as being insane as their own reasoning.

Similar to how one can't logic themselves into a position they fought against logic to get into, I don't think people can usually empathize their way out of a position they fought against empathy to get into.

Imo that's why ridicule is maybe more effective even though it will entrench some of them. The conspiracy aspect is hardest to explain with raw quantity though. Its like "there are like 10-20 million people in america who interface with NASA and plane pilots and like 200 million americans who interact with airlines and can vouch for every flight path, you think all these people are all in cahoots?" Because getting like 10 people to all show up a job and work together on a day is tough business. Getting 10,000 million+ together to play an elaborate prank for 500 years would cost more than the GDP of planet earth.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

I assume this is in grade school between kids. If you're looking for a girlfriend this will not work. If you're a husband and would like some romance this will not work.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"You can't reason a person out of a situation they didn't use reason for to begin with" is a lesson everyone learns eventually...

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah did that with my dad. As soon as he expressed that he doesn't believe in conventional scientific methodology and academic consensus, I stopped discussing any of those topics with him.

No basis to discuss if he doesn't even consider evidence for disproving his theories.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How could you not believe in the scientific method? Propose a hypothesis, test for hypothesis, confirm or review your hypothesis, repeat.

Saying you don't believe in that basically is the same as stating you're dumb as hell and don't believe in proving ideas.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've been in that situation countless times, I can tell you people want to believe the scientific method works but there's always a reason they don't. Here's a few reasons I've encountered:

  • Eroding trust in institutions: they don't trust the organisations or the people doing the studies. IMO news cycles play a big role in this; a study with a catchy result "A glass of wine a day is actually good for you" - by itself already a misrepresentation of the results - gets all the headlines. The countless of studies that prove no amount is good for you doesn't get any.

  • They believe science is a book of solid answers, while it's merely a methodology to find better answers. People have a hard time accepting this.

  • Post-information age: every bit of human knowledge at our fingertips is a true monkey's paw. A real overload of information has people exhausted, they rather listen to someone like them than have big words thrown at them by scientists.

  • Misrepresentation of data: I cannot stress enough how easy it is to misrepresent data. Without proper context any piece of data can be framed to fit a narrative. Studying statistics was so counter intuitive, you'll never be able to convince people going on instinct.

Honing in on where people get stuck can help you get through to them. I know this will sound corny, but if you talk to people from person to person, not being judgemental, and really try to listen, there's always room for change.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It feels like stat shouldn't be a senior level elective in HS but should be a freshman/sophomore level requirement, with a heavy focus on how statistics are wildly abused in what amounts to propaganda.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Amen, I'm in the EU and only saw real statistics in college. Tbf propaganda in itself needs to be understood and thought better in general

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel like a lot of topics could be covered in a 1 semester course that explained the scientific method, why it’s important, difference between a theory and idea, statistics, misrepresentation of data, narrative tuning in media and reporting, proven study and information retention methods. Just like a ‘this class is going to teach you to study, research, retain, and grow with the knowledge you learn throughout life better’ course. Right now these foundational things kind of exist in some capacity, if you’re lucky, but it’s easy to blow over it and just get a grade without realizing what’s actually going on while your teachers are attempting to teach. I don’t know, it’s probably dumb but I think a lot of people don’t have the tools to accept and grow with a knowledge base that is constantly evolving and maturing. So instead of maturing and growing they dig into their preconceived and learned emotional safe space deeper and deeper until they die.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It's not dumb, it's right on the money. What I have a hard time with is not letting conspiracy mind tell me it's deliberate.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Things like wine is healthy, chocolate is healthy, berries are healthy, meat is unhealthy, eggs are unhealthy* all come from the weakest studies, 5 yearly food frequency questionnaires - where they all people to fill out how many serves of each food category the study cares about (the berry one listed about 12 direct berries out of the thirty or so that are popular; one meat one included "hamburger" in their meat category despite a burger meal usually having most its energy from the coke and fries).

The biggest problems include that the study can be warped several ways, the food list can change how people respond, the categorisation of foods changes everything, people can't remember how many serves of whatever they had 5 years ago, so they pick the "most virtuous", and after all that the most they can say is there might be an association between and

They report hazard ratios (how much the "wrong" food choice increases your risk of ) and usually get ~10%, everything outside nutrition needs 200% to say there's an effect, cigarette smoking has a hazard ratio for lung cancer of 300% for a pack a day smoker**

*But "eggs are healthy" came from a study, feeding people eggs and testing their cholesterol, so if much more reliable

**The hazard ratios are usually reported as a fraction of 1 — 0.10 for many diet studies, or 3 for the smoker

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Exactly. You don't want proof, because proof means you might have been wrong. Being wrong is mentally uncomfortable, and especially in older people who are very mentally rigid, that's hard.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was an episode of South Park where the kids claimed that a word that we view as a bigoted slur against gay men actually referred to people who loudly ride motorcycles at night.

If reason doesn't work for flat earthers, maybe we should use one of the well-known euphemisms that we no longer use for people whose mental abilities are far below average. You know, like, "special".

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can say the word on the internet.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some parts of the internet which are moderated may remove content that they believe is bigoted towards certain groups. Moderators may not always have the luxury of taking the time to understand exactly why a word that is normally inappropriate might be appropriate in a specific situation.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's also just a really hateful and gross word if you aren't talking about a cigarette in Britain.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Yea but it's word that's really soaked in hate. It's not like removed imo, which isn't exactly in good taste, but doesn't come with the harm that the F slur does. I mean removed has a scientific usage, F slur is has no polite use besides asking for a cigarette in the UK, where they have their own slurs for homosexual men. It's kinda like you just encouraged him to use the N word...

[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not entirely true. I grew up fundamentalist, learned scientific reasoning, and got out of it.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Following your upbringing is as reasonable as it gets. Going against what you believe isn't just happening because you followed someone else's reasoning, it's something you navigate by yourself over a period of time.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The earth is procedurally generated around my surroundings and is simulated on the backend everywhere else.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah but that's because you're the main character, the rest of us just have to deal with low LoD :(

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

For optimization reasons, only the slice you currently look at is actually computed completely, the rest is just approximated. That's why closing your eyes when you're about to crash into something actually helps: chances are in the lower approximation, you'll just clip through the wall a bit.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I actually thought the last word was "flat" but I guess I misread it the first time 😵‍💫 completely changes the tone.

One way, it's like it doesn't matter what ignoramuses believe—reality is what it is; the other way it's like the powerful make the reality through force.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

What are the stars? They are bits of fire a few kilometres away.

We could reach them if we wanted to. Or we could blot them out.

The earth is the centre of the universe. The sun and the stars go round it.

For certain purposes, of course, that is not true. When we navigate the ocean, or when we predict an eclipse, we often find it convenient to assume that the earth goes round the sun and that the stars are millions upon millions of kilometres away.

But what of it?

Do you suppose it is beyond us to produce a dual system of astronomy?

The stars can be near or distant, according as we need them.

Do you suppose our mathematicians are unequal to that?

Have you forgotten doublethink?

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think having the final word be "flat" makes it so much better. It opens up the poem to a much wider set of interpretations. There's yours, but you can also derive this statement about male dominance in hetero relationships, for example.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah totally, the poem is already so gendered.

The "he" and "she" lend themselves to commenting on cishet dynamics, patriarchy; related incumbent power structures in the way "he" in the poem dismisses "her" arguments and tone and just waits her out.

It reminds me so much of the toxic relationships I know of where the woman's perspective is viewed as emotional, radical, and so not privileged with serious consideration.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Misogynists use “woke” as a way to stop listening.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 8 points 1 week ago

Sums up where we've arrived as a society

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Powerful...

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

Wendy Cope has a healthy way to cope with frustrating interactions, I see. Maybe I should start writing poems too, when I run into human shapes brick walls.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

E pur si muove

[–] Entaty_13@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Y'all are all crazy, clearly the earth is a donut!!!!

Tap for spoilerIn all seriousness, after some point gotta realize that you can’t use logic to convince them

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look at you, believing that the Earth exists.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Lmao, I am going to piss so many people off with this. Thank you for sharing it!

She cannot win, he knows it all The planet keeps on being a ball