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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 286 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Guys, I heard that Taylor Swift stands for Take All You Like, O Rebel, Satan Will Intercede For Thee.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 97 points 1 month ago

That would be so much cooler though.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is great, I can't wait to tell this to people in person

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[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 194 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

This was literally in my brain before I opened the thread.

Thank you.

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[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh wow - I thought our neighbor when I was a teenager had come up with this one themselves, when they warned my parents I was listening to satanic music.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 123 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not cool that you took it without asking

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

Nothing in the universe is faster than the evangelical misinformation hate and fear pipeline

[–] protist@retrofed.com 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The satanic panic was real in the 80s

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember sneaking away and lying where I was going so I could secretly play Dungeons and Dragons.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"No, mom, I'm going to a party! With drugs! And alcohol! I swear!"

"You can't fool me, sonny! I know you don't get invited to parties. You're going to play Dragons and Dungeons with that group of nerds you call your friends, aren't you!"

"...yes, mom..."

"Now go to your room and think about what you've done. Pray to the Lord for mercy, and don't come out again until God sends you a sign that he has forgiven you!"

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd argue it never truly ended and was the birth of the modern "culture war".

Honestly if you look at the 90s through 2000s people were claiming the same stuff about pokemon and Harry Potter.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 10 points 1 month ago

All of it ties back to Jerry Falwell. The institutions he created continue to do damage to this day

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

There were plenty of people claiming that the Wicked movie was witchcraft. Things have not changed.

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[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (5 children)

There is a band called ACxDC and that stands for Antichrist Demoncore.

They're vegan straight edge satanists.

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[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even 7 year old me knew it was Alternating Current/Direct Current. Did none of them actually ever work with a kitchen appliance from the 70s?

The satanic panic wasn't an intellectual movement.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Alternating Current/Direct Current

The only songs they've done even relevant to their name is Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) and T.N.T. Specifically the lines that say "HIGH VOLTAGE!", "I'm a powerload" and "I'm a livewire"

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No love for Thunderstruck?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thunder is just the sound. If it was Lightningstruck, it'd be included. 😌

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

You can't fool me, those are Stand names.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wow, an anti-christ/devil's child brand sewing machine. Truly evil.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sewing is the devil's work. Repairing clothes denies god-appointed clothing retail owners their divinely appointed profits.

*edit: ... 👉 appointed

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

It’s how you get Hell’s Bell-Bottoms.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is disrespectful to Satan. I mean the man invented Jazz to corrupt the youth and you think he's wasting his time with dumb-ass boomer blues-rock? What a downgrade, no wonder Satan hates Christians.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ok first off, AC/DC isn’t just a national treasure, it’s a good damn species treasure. So how fucking dare you.

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[–] protist@retrofed.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AC/DC are pretty legendary dude. And you're going to have some Aussies trying to figure out where you live

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[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

AC means Alternating Current, electrical current that periodically reverses direction, and DC means Direct Current, a current that continuously flows in one direction. AC/DC on a socket means it can take both types of power.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

AC/DC on a socket means it can take both types

Go on...

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So see, power intake is a spectrum… some devices are born AC, some DC. Some devices however go both ways. It’s natural. However some organizations like the IEC want to force their narrow world view on everyone.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t quote your religious dogma to me!

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[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Musicians. In a time without Wikipedia. Nobody could look up things back then.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Down here in dullardville they said it meant "After Christ Devil Comes" when I was a kid. I had never heard of them and gave them a try. Funny, that I found out about one of my lifelong favorite bands because useless god bothers made up some stupid shit about them.

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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Same thing with KISS. Back in elementary school I remember hearing that it stands for Kids In Satan's Society.

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

It was "Knights in Satan's Service" in my youth.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

Keep it simple, stupid

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought it just meant bisexual.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

AC and DC, the two sexualities

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[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

High Voltage

Powerage

Flick of the Switch

Power Up

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Making crap up to fit one's narrative.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

That hat looks so photoshopped on

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Does Peter Thiel know about this?

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