johnyreeferseed

There's a store I've seen called "skin laundry" the name grosses me out every time I see it.

We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.

I remember being teased for liking Halo 3 because everyone else was obsessed with COD for being "realistic".

Your missing the joke lol the other person is talking about Charlie Kirk being left leaning. He slumped to the left after getting shot making him "left leaning" in the end.

I have a perfect example of this. Last week I needed to take my car to the mechanic. Look it up and it's only a 7 minute drive so I think to myself "I'll just drop it off and walk home! It's only a 7 minute drive away." Look up how long it would take to walk - 1 hour 5 minutes...

Trump saw this meme and thought it was real

Convenience fee !!

Actually they are 😅

I Fucking hate turbo tax. They've gotten so intertwined in our tax system from all their lobbying. I couldn't find my w2 for an employer I quit in July, after some research I found out my former employer just automatically gives turbotax all their w2s. I didn't even want to do my taxes with them because I know about their bullshit but had to log in so I could get my w2 from turbo tax to take it somewhere else. I bet they get a lot of people that are just like "my w2 is here I'll just do it with them".

Here in Colorado we call that "Cali Sober"

The Xbox naming always reminds me of the "New Nintendo 3ds" which was different from the "Nintendo 3ds". People probably got paid a lot of money to come up with the stupidest names.

His gravest offense will always be the "terrorist fist jab"