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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 154 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I was under the impression that that's the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think all gang bangs are orgies, but not all orgies are gang bangs

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the square/rectangle incongruence emerges again

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And I thought I’d never use math.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

When we throw trains into the mix it gets even more complicated

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Some gangbangs have fluffers. So people that keep the dicks hard while the bottom is at full capacity.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but if it was a gang bang with only one man, it would mostly look like Tom playing four jaw harps.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 78 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not Greco Roman wrestling?

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Los pumas mentioned 🀟😎🀘

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I love straight yaoi

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Talk about jumping bones. That last dude got some air

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[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Cuz its too gay for the males to suck or what?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 15 points 3 months ago

that's like super gay bro, just wait for your turn bro, only 3 guys left ahead of you

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My god the constant horny posting all day every day.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Indeed, they must keep up the good work

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

They just recently discovered their nethers, they will get bored of it eventually.

Meanwhile, be entertained I guess.

"Peter explain the joke" "Peter, that's just porn"

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

never had a gangbang

but i'd want at least 10 guys (1 for every hole + every hand / 5 waiting) & being manhandled around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 18 points 3 months ago

From the middle out, that does make sense.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Don't forget to account for the D2F values.

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[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Wait do you want them swapping on the up or the downstroke?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I had 12 once, it was a lot of fun, but quite disorderly and took days to recover from. 9/10, would recommend

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd think gang bangs would be more common. Guys/tops are mostly all very horny and you only need 1 bottom.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

Having done the moshpit thing, I'd like to try the train some day

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago

At least the trombones aren't rusty.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Always wondered if men, women, trans (whoever you you want) actually enjoyed doing it, looks like it is more like work than actually enjoying the experience.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've had a bunch of group sex (cis bi male).

Nowadays I'd not be into it, but at the time it was fun.

i slightly skew towards preferring women but the best group sex I had, and the kind that i felt most comfortable was all men.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Less "competitive" mindset I think. I feel like homophobia has resulted in a lot of men taking their pent up sexual aggression out on women when they might otherwise be able to identify themselves as bi and just work out those feelings with another dude. Instead we have all these men spiraling into emotional black holes because women don't want them right this second. I've heard anecdotally that if everyone felt 100% comfortable being honest bi people would probably be the true majority. So it's not like it would fix the incel problem but there might be few enough that they couldn't concentrate into inescapable singularities.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Okay, I have only ever been with one partner and always felt way out of my depth soo I can't really imagine to stress of having to pleasure or getting pleasure of multiple partners.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm the only guy in my band because I'm the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that's different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it's not. I'm alone in my gang-bang too.

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[–] lennee@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

rofl, im the piccolo flute

The orchestra makes the soloist shine...

I find it humorous that this is the second most controversial post.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Quality post.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago

Did you say you just got your first DP? This is stolen valor.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Weakness of the other participants.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Yup, username checks out

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