I doubt it.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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My moka pot ain't talkin' to no one.
It only sings a sweet burbling song of coffee to me each morning. And afternoon.
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I'd recommend one that's not plastic. (Though I have that same one and use it occasionally.)
The steam from the water powers a micro rotor and the coffee acts as an antenna, duh
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Dude when I tell people I only do pour over coffee people are always like "you know you can get a coffee maker for 20 bucks"
I just prefer how little space these things take up. Plus I rarely drink more than 2-3 cups a day.
Oooo, a family member give me their old drip coffeemaker because I took too long with my French press one time while they were visiting. They honestly thought they were being helpful. It's been sitting in the closet since the day they left it here.
I have a stainless steel one but yeah pour-over gang reporting
Eyes his french press suspiciously
Bon jour!
Mine said “On ne passe pas!”, so I knew it was one of the good ones.
All jokes aside, IoT devices suck.
Why does a dishwasher need to connect to a remote server to use its full functionality? Why does my coffee maker need me to start it using an app? At that point it isn't a feature, it's a dependency that the company behind will eventually shut down one way or another.
Nothing IoT is allowed in my house if it can't be fully managed locally with Home Assistant.
Frankly you shouldn't stop with just IoT devices. My sister wouldn't listen to the HA so she's not allowed over. It was a bit of a fight in the family but the dog listens so it got to stay and I think that's totally reasonable.
Damn, which integration did you use for the dog?
Ii use esphome to flash the firmware on his shockcollar. Now when he barks the shock collar on my sister goes off and she gets him a treat.
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HA?
Home Assistant
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Kinda relevant here
Guess I'll have to keep making coffee the old way
If you bought a coffee pot requiring network access and give it unrestricted internet then you deserved to become a government pawn
Gonna tell my mom I got a government job.
If the have "reams" of data on me, good luck reading through it all.
[This is a sarcastically humourous take on the fact that the word "reams" is used, which is a measure of blocks of 500 pieces of paper.]
yeah i was also surprised they printed it.
I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.
Wait until you find out what they're doing to you through your toilet seat!
I don't actually mind that. I kinda like that. (secretly)
Maybe it's finally time we start kink-shaming some people.
I also like being kink shamed. (Not a secret)
I was gifted a thermal insulated coffee mug with built-in battery to keep hot. Connects to phone via Bluetooth. Got warnings that the mug would be able to track all 50+ Bluetooth MAC IDs that are in range (I’m in an apt building). That mug will never get turned on or used
Imagine being afraid of a Bluetooth device behaving like every other Bluetooth device ever created.
Except that it sounds like this hooked into an app and sent all the info about those Bluetooth devices to the manufacturer, which some data collectors can use process of elimination to isolate you. Normal (privacy-respecting) Bluetooth devices do not pass this info to the service provider and only your phone uses it to pair with the device.
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As @Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com said, that's how every Bluetooth device works, but I'm also curious what purpose connecting a mug to a phone via Bluetooth serves.
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why would I care? the US is spying on me and they're a much bigger threat to me
I like to imagine the guy who pitched spying on Americans through their coffee makers like "we need to figure out how much coffee Americans are drinking" and everyone in the room was just fully on board with this genius idea.
I've got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don't care which one.
Thought that it would be obvious that your $25 smart coffee maker was spying on you.
Oooh new vocab, thanks.
精神分裂症
Jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng
Schizophrenia
精神 - mind/mental state
分裂 - split/divided
症 - illness
謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）
Xièxiè (bù, wŏ mĕi yòu jīngshéng fēnliè zhèng)
Thanks (no, I don't have schizophrenia)
The US also has reams of data on every American. The difference is America is using to control, capture, and kill people.
What's the worst that can happen? China takes over and I'm forced to slave my life away and not be able to get anything I want?..... oh wait..
How do they have reams of data on every American? I'm not following.
Is that why this stainless steel French press needs wifi to work?
I don't give a rats ass if chinas tracking me. Why? because I don't live in china nor do I ever plan to. In fact, I'd prefer they track me instead of a US company
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