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[–] G3NI5Y5@europe.pub 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

This is beautiful!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck is this shite?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

A shitpost.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago

This is what your brain does when the public school sysyem has been prohibited from teaching Critical Thinking Skills.

[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 13 hours ago

daaaamn, people are stupid.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 76 points 22 hours ago

I think I lost braincells reading this. Top tier shitpost.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

lol Imagine slapping that "female jaw diagram" on the most shovel jawed chad in existence on the bottom right. Motherfucker could dig ditches

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Somewhere in a rural county in South Carolina, a man was sitting in his trailer, saw this, grabbed his rifle, locked and loaded, and got into his Armageddon bunker, where he’s now drinking a Coors Lite and testing out his radio equipment.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I could not trust myself with a firearm in an enclosed space for an indefinite period of time

I'd fire the thing at the radio out of boredom and burst my eardrums

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I’m honestly not sure if this real or a joke. Am I autistic?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You’re here, so most likely

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

How does being here make the joke real?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You see it, therefore it’s real

  • Sartre, probably
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sartre's first name was probably?

Neat.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 19 hours ago

I'm not Neat, I'm oretistic.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago

No, Satire said "hell is other people". Sorry for the spoiler if you didn't read No Exit yet

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 13 hours ago

autistic ppl tend to like Lemmy.

source I'm autistic.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 27 points 21 hours ago

I've seen serious pictures like this, it's like a symptom of schizophrenia. Scary

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Those skull tattoos would be kinda sicc ngl

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

except for the bottom-left guy

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

and the red triangles make you look like a clown from afar.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The Transvestigators basically slap a skull diagram on a face, declare them to be trans, and believe they won the argument. The diagrams don't even fucking fit onto the face structure!

are they aware they also have skulls? empty skulls, but still. are they trans?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why do you/someone have to make this?

I just know this'll end up shared to Facebook and get shared around unironocally.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Facebook is where I found it lol

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 20 hours ago

Not surprised.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago

Big if true.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You mixed up your meds again.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 20 hours ago
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh dear, oh no, I have the same kind of triangle if I connect the middle of my mouth with both of my eyes.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Well you’re probably fine as long as there’s no skull inside your head

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 19 hours ago