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[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dog twice barked at deer out the back door. Now he walks up to the door barking every morning just in case.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

Oh that is a lovely boi

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My dad had a treat is his shirt pocket once that the dachshund found one time.

Now any time she hops on someone's lap she checks to see if there's a hidden treat in a shirt pocket.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

That’s very cute!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago

The nose never forgets. The nose knows.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I used to make fun of my dog for doing this.

And then I realized, when I drive by a spot where I've seen a hot shirtless guy, I slow down and cruise it a bit. Years and years after it happened. Subconsciously.

My dog and I actually have a lot in common.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you like chilling and watching people walk by, but its gotten too repetative, pour meat grease in the bushes and watch people struggle to keep their dogs from deciding "I live here 24/7 now"

[–] afromustache@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm doing this to my neighbor with the "no dogs" sign. I don't even hate her. I'm just a bored asshole.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

in the long run it will help her because people will get sick of their dogs magneting in and becoming cemented to the spot and keep their distance. The no dogs sign would also make the dogs being drawn in really suspicious.

actually that's kinda hilarious

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I mean, if you don't have scientific understanding, it could be.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

if u dont pluck the roots out it grows back

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 5 points 5 days ago

all hail the sausage tree 🙏

[–] CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

My Frenchie also remembers every place he's found a food or seen a cat/squirrel. He checks them all daily.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Call the devs. The loot respawn is broken.

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Ah, yes. Our neighbor's shrub is forever the shrub that might be hiding a bologna sandwich. (They had their 3 year old family member visit and he's a little messy.)

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Yes, we had a magic tree on our walk where Jake once found half a hot dog, with a bun and everything. Jake never forgot.

Obligatory Jake pic, may he RIP:

I dropped a hotdog off the grill one time 5 years ago. Let the dog have it. To this day she checks the spot just in case anything else has materialized.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

There was a rabbit once, so no way ee can have a quick shit'n piss round. Only hunting now.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Is your dog a fan of Bethesda games by chance?

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

If you ever want to see absolute joy in it's purest form, heat up a sausage roll in your work's break room microwave or something (so you dog isn't tipped off), plant the fucker under that bench on the way home, then take your dog out for a walk.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Similar with mine, found a goldfish cracker on a random walk and checks Everytime.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

my dog did this with trees that formerly had squirrels… now he just barks at and bites the closest tree as soon as i let him off leash.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

I found it, it's MINE!! 😋

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

*Justin Case