BanMe

joined 7 months ago
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

They're making a comeback. When you're afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it's causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

what is my purpose?

You show a Mt Dew ad at a single store in Ketchikan, AK

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 151 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Apparently they just let Trump talk and didn't respond for a full minute and Trump was like "anyway you're the best" and they still didn't respond and Trump's people ended the call.

The astronauts gave him the silent treatment. They could clearly hear him.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago

Impeaching Trump is just another Tuesday now. No meaning.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

What inconsiderate bitch went out and bought the ice cream Jessie? Specifically to undermine me? And then tomorrow you can point to the empty pint and shame me. Yeah I'm done with your codependent bullshit, this is over!

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would watch this movie

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Polymarket took it down, but I think some other sites still have it listed. It was up to $800k on Polymarket before it went down this weekend.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Had that zit on his neck not popped at the worst possible time

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

OMG is this accurate.

I have quit all of my vices, from meth to cigarettes, and finally did away with weed.

Now I like who I am without weed - less anxiety, more in control, more ambitious, etc.

But I like being high almost more than that.

So I guess I'm going to buy a bag of weed once a month or something, get the best of both worlds? Or the worst IDK

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Half the people I know, plus several books I've read lately, think that a small nuclear incident is required to get us back on track. We need to see devastation and horror to appreciate peace. Well, shit. Am I rooting for it? Kind of.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I'm just too tired and busy. I had 4 tabs of acid in my psychedelic cupboard. Someone gave me more, now I have 7. One of these years I'll get away and trip my balls off in a forest, but it's not this year.

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