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[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 183 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Man I wish national Democrats were actually in favor of letting those 12 kids play badminton

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yea but they never will so the only option is to primary them.

Like Americans need to realize that not primarying democrats means they feel safe with your vote and are thus incentivized to prioritize seeking republican voters.

MAGA on the other hand literally primaried people for not being extreme enough... Only took them 6 elections if you think about it.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The race to outflank each other on the right has been happening in the Republican party for over 40 years, but over the last 16 years they've gone increasingly batshit

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

GOP & DNC are the sword $ shield of the wealthy elites respectively.

But still GOP incumbents have always been more likely to face a funded primary opponent. Meanwhile DNC protects theirs from challengers.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They selectively protect incumbents. They didn't do a thing to protect Cori Bush or Jamaal Bowman, but they protected Henry Cuellar.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Obviously they're not going to protect the people we replace them with. That's up to us!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Democrats know they have a stranglehold on the primary process, and they know that the results of their interference with the will of the people will be interpreted as apathy on the part of the left.

In order to justify moving to the right.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, and support organizations like PV that do phone banking and door knocking to help those progressive candidates win.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also Americans need to nominate people for candidacy. What stood out the most to me in Knock Down The House was that it was AOC's brother in law that nominated her and the grass roots organization that vetted and asked her to run.

I think a lot of competant leaders don't run for office because they don't believe they will even make it onto the ballot.

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

I think a lot of competant leftists don't run for office because they won't even make it onto the ballot :/

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Like Americans need to realize that not primarying democrats means they feel safe with your vote and are thus incentivized to prioritize seeking republican voters.

Americans liberals think that everyone but them is a Republican. And, therefore, you must trick the Republicans into voting for you be appearing to be better at Things Republicans Care About than the actual Republican on the ballot.

Clinton, Obama, and Biden all did conservative pastiche and won. Therefore, Americans would never vote for a Limousine Liberal rainbow flag hugger from Fake America's richest city if he was talking shit about veterans and fucking prostitutes in his free time. You've got to put John Kerry in a hunting jacket if you want to win Ohio. You need Bernie Sanders to denounce everyone in Cuba. Make Kamala Harris go on Hot Ones alongside Joe Rogan. You can't step off a plane with your name on it or ride down a golden escalator, like some kind of out-of-touch elitist. You sure as hell can't glad-hand the President of China or - god fucking forbid - North Korea. Anyone who did those things would lose in a landslide, purely because Real Americans hate it.

You have to play it safe. Only the safest candidates will win. That's why Jeb Bush was Hillary Clinton's biggest threat in 2016.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Yeah most dems seem content to throw them under the bus.

Harris seemed disgusted by the fact that people associated her with trans rights.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

They’ll be just like British Labour who are somehow even worse than the last Tory government was on trans issues.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dems aren't your friends.

Still vote for them though... But fight to keep them accountable and primary the fuck out of the establishment / career / corpo ones (re: nearly all of them... But power comes from the bottom up)

Yup. Politicians aren't our friends, they are - or at least should be - something like our "employees". WE (to some degree) choose them, and (to some degree) pay their salaries. It's up to us to keep them accountable.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

12 trans kids are enough to disintegrate the very fabric of society and civilization at large! Dear god... their power... is unfathomable!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

[ trans kid turns super saiyan as the sky darkens and orchestral score swells in the background ]

[–] becausechemistry@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Green Party: distract mostly left-leaning people to make it easier for Republicans to get elected

[–] Mniot@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's fucked up that the Greens actually went into business as Russian stooges instead of just being an opposition party.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The democrats didn't lose because of russia or the green party, they lost because they're spineless corrupt shitbags

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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"It's everyone else's fault we lost" lol cope

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[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dems top policy needs to be funding social services and adding healthcare to it. I want to see my tax money actually do good things for people in this country. Not do bad things to people in other countries.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Best we can do is not take your civil liberties away quite as quickly. We're still going to bomb other countries though.

-DNC

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

“On one hand those trans kids give me the creeps. On the other, I get to call high school girls hot without consequences!”

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago

Aaaeh don worry bout it, Gavin will take care of this choice for us.

/s (<= cannot stress this enough)

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

"I can't decide if dems are lesser-evil, reluctant genocidaires, or wholesome smol-beanerinos."

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

12 trans kids,

you say?

the last supper

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Green Party:

Protecting the pedophile protectors.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (12 children)

"It's everyone else's fault we lost" lol cope

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

It's also to make way too much money off of a collapsing system

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Lmao what did the DNC start paying for ads again? Sudden influx of a bunch of leftist bashing and whitewashing DNC actions last week or so.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (65 children)

There are dems on the epstein list too, both parties are on the same team

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are there dems on the list? Sure! BURY THEM IN LEGAL HELL TOO.

Are both sides The Same™️? No, you fucking dipshit dorkass loser.

Democrats are flawed corporatist neoliberals for the most part, and I wish every moment of every day that they embraced the very real and very vocal contingent of voters crying for leftist policy, but they are by no means The Same™️ as the genocidal accelerationist Fascists that modern Republicans are. To suggest otherwise is delusional.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

They're "not the same" in the same way that the good cop and the bad cop are not the same in a good cop/bad cop routine. The difference doesn't fucking matter, they're working together against you. Dems aren't "flawed" they're corrupt, and spineless halfwits like you are helping them get away with it.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Not as tough as you think for insane MAGA, they have been commanded to hate, so they will hate.

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