I don’t even remember it being dented in that spot. The physics of it are a mystery to me.
Your broom broke
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Well if you have any more sweeping to do, I'm sure you'll make short work of it.
Still though, that broom manufacturer shorted him.
That manufacturer needs to clean up their quality control. Get a handle on it! Make sweeping changes! The customer doesn't deserve the shaft.
Nah, as usual the manufacturer and retailer will just sweep it under the rug.
Make a splint using some duct tape and spare thin wood parts (or grab a few branches from a tree). That will tide you over until you get tired of looking at an ugly broom and buy a new broom stick.
Gorilla glue it back together. Then gorilla glue a full length splint onto it. Then use several screws to screw the original handle to the splint. I once fixed a futon frame this way.
Well if he's going that far, may as well go get a lathe from market place, then find an appropriate hardwood block. He can lathe the block into a nice cylinder, making sure grain of the wood runs in the same direction (lengthwise). Then use the center drill action on the lathe to carve out the exact diameter of the broomstick. Then he can jam the broken pieces into it with some 3x strength wood glue.
It should hold until he wants to replace the broomstick in 20-30 years.
Yes! How did you know I will use just about any excuse to buy new tools?
That sounds more expensive though. But ideally yes.
get a lathe? get a lathe. well lah dih dah mr french man look who doesn't take the opportunity to make a rudimentary lathe at the drop of a hat
Alternatively:
Just detach the broom head and get a pvc pipe of appropriate length and diameter. Cap the end that points toward you, gorilla glue the broom head onto the new stick/handle.
Detach and measure the broom head's 'socket' before you go to Home Depot.
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Just get a wooden handle. Or a wooden broom. Will last longer and pollute less
I'm sure you know this, but you can get a new handle without replacing the whole broom. The handle screws in.
I have a scar on my finger because a broom broke while I was using it. It snapped open, caught my finger and closed again. The bastard basically bit me.
That is the most ridiculous injury I have ever gotten.
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Another one bites the dust.
Owwwwwww
I hope you're handling the situation well. Don't want you to fly off the handle.
Careful, you don't want OP to bristle at that pun.
a short piece of pvc the right diameter works pretty well to repair it. ask me how i know lol. what was wrong with wood handles?
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what were you doing when it snapped in half?
I had to check this isn't the witchy memes comm.
Just sweeping up all the dried up dirt and salt my car dragged in over winter, I wasn’t even angry cleaning neither!
If its not wooden, I'm not buying.
Broom handles and especially plastic mop handles are deliberately weak designs imposed on us by big handle
I think the whole contraption is shoddy, built by BIG BROOM!
You’re gonna need an even bigger broom to clean that up.
do you have some piece of round stock wood? you could use that to fix the broom stick.
bend the rim where the broomstick broke outwards and snap off any sharp shards. cut a little bevel on the roundstick’s ends and the. insert the wood into the metal broomstick on both halves. than finish up with some gaffa tape so you can’t cut yourself on the metal edge.
depending on how tight of a fit the wood insert is in the metal tube you might need some screws too
Trigger's broom.
Everything is defective now, and everyone will victim blame you, for brooming too hard. But a broom has always been built to withstand a strong brooming, until the 80s or so. Every penny has been shaved, ever corner cut. Instead of carbon in the steel, they use shit. They cut the amount of steel down to the absolute minimum to sell it to you before you break it in normal operation.
Don't let anyone blame you for this, it's a conspiracy of the manufacturers that shipped all of our jobs to slave labor factories overseas in a race to the bottom.
brooming too hard
"So, what would you say are some of your weak points?"
"Sometimes I just broom a little too hard!"
My enthusiasm for the job is sometimes more than the provided tools can handle.
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The hollow metal broom sticks are all destined for this. It just takes a variable amount of time.
well the physics behind it are part of the handle went one way and the other part went the other way.
Is that supposed to happen?
Whatever you do: don't panic!
Now you can sweep around corners
You broomed too hard.
Guilty
Power sweeping.
I once clipped my glass shower saloon door style screen with my foundation bottle. And it fucking EXPLODED there were glass fragments everywhere. Utterly bizarre
Tempered glass can be a time bomb just waiting to go off. If done perfectly, it's a glass that is very strong (possibly to the point of being able to take bullets) in one direction but incredibly fragile in others.
But it can also get manufacturing defects that can make thermal expansion randomly trigger that extreme fragility. I had a tempered glass TV stand just spontaneously explode on me some years ago.
There was a bump involved, so it could have been purely working as intended but you hit it in an unlucky way, or maybe it was a combination of the two where it should have survived that hit but a defect caused it to shatter instead.
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