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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 90 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Honey bees don't actually "need help the most", they're widely kept for honey production. Solitary wasps (of which there are many species) are much more endangered. Not yellowjackets, though, fuck those guys.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

European honey bees are an invasive species in a lot of places. They're actually part of the problem because they are imported for our use and crowd out the native bees.

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

This is also not at all comprehensive. There are many thousands of species of wasps and native bees. Not to mention all the yellow stripy flies that mimic wasps.

[–] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yellow jackets are generalist predators. As long as they aren't making a nest somewhere real close to where you want to be, they are good at killing a whole lot of pests.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It was just a little joke really, I'm not going to war with yellow jackets or anything, but one did sting me for no reason once, so tensions do remain high between our cultures.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it was meant as in 'we need to build them hives and stuff' who knows. Definitely don't need much help, those guys

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasps are pollinators too 🥺

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

SOME wasps are, and often not very good ones.

Yellowjackets aren't anywhere near prolific enough at pollination (or the insect corpse cleanup they specialize in) to make those flying terrorists worthwhile.

Solitary wasps like tree wasps are cool, though, they can stay.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yellowjackets are definitely bastards. As far as I can tell they don't provide any benefit to society whatsoever.

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There are fig wasps, of course. And other species, yes, that aren't quite as good as bees at pollinating, but neither are butterflies, but no one has a problem with labeling them as pollinators. Plus there are the wasps that eradicate pests. The year I had a paper wasp family move in near my garden was a bumper year for my brassicas, because they absolutely annihilated the cabbage white caterpillar population. Basically, wasps aren't just useless enemies.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Astonishing how often I see someone start swatting at a paper wasp when it gets curious.

The fuck? It's like a dog smelling you, but that dog has a stinger. You don't swat at the fucking thing. You chill out and act real casual. Maybe pretend you didn't even notice it. What wasp? I didn't see any wasps. Now check my back so we can get our asses inside.

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait I can PET BUMBLEBEES?!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Bumblebees are pretty gentle, and whereas I used to be extremely scared of bees (and especially bumblebees because of their size), I find them adorable to observe up-close now that I've gotten over my fear.

However, the question I would ask regarding petting is: why? When I pet a household dog or a cat, it's ideally because I think it comforts them, and at worst (if they're mildly annoyed and I don't realize), it's never going to harm them.

For the bee, though, it's probably strictly uncomfortable for them to have a being 50,000 times their size come up and start putting pressure on them. (Bumblebees can distinguish noxious stimuli, but they do still respond somewhat to regular tactile stimulation; see p.3.)

Their wings and legs are fragile, and it's not like they can't be accidentally provoked into stinging you. If they're just minding their own business, it's really best to leave them alone, because at best you're annoying/not comforting them, and at worst you're physically harming them.

TL;DR: Bumblebees are really cool, but just treat them like you'd treat other wild animals that don't want to be touched; that you can get so close to them and watch is already a blessing.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

That's a really well argued paragraph. But have you considered: why pet shaped if not for petting?

(Jokes aside though. Point taken. But there's nothing you can say to keep me from talking to them in baby talk from now on when I'm out gardening amongst them. Who's a big stripey boy? Yes you are, aren't you? :))

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

I let one crawl on my finger and it just chilled there for minutes :3

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You can (very, very carefully!) pet the top of their thorax when they're not flying, such as when preoccupied with feeding at a flower, although as TheTechnician27 outlined, it's probably not good for them. Better is if you can find one that's struggling to fly (semi-common this time of year, when things are still warming up) and then you can warm the little guy in your hands if they're cold or chauffeur them from flower to flower if they're hungry. Often this will help them regain the strength to keep flying, but sometimes they never do; I assume in these cases they're dying, but at least I gave them some hospice care. It's very strange to deposit a struggling bee on a flower, watch it feed, and then see it wiggle its little feet in the air like it's calling the magic carpet back for another lift.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

Definitely, I boop them all the time in the spring when they are swarming the flowers.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago

They're floofy!

[–] mech@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The myth that bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly according to science needs to die.

They wouldn't be able to fly in an outdated, simplified model, where you pretend they're birds and just plug in their wingspan and weight.

If you account for the fact that air molecules are a lot larger relative to their size than to a birds, so air acts more like water at that small scale, and they don't just move their wings up and down but in a complicated movement that shapes the turbulence, it's no surprise they can fly, and scientists know that.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember watching a video from a physicist who failed her pilot's license exam because she explained that and the modern theories of how airplane flight works instead of the old wingspan, weight, speed, and air density over the wings model.

Needless to say, she took the test again, gave the answer they wanted, and the video was about her building a plane out of wood about a month after she finished the launch of her Mach 2.1 capable model rocket.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Honey Bee

is the bee that needs help the most

I'd argue the opposite. There are thousands species of solitary native bees in small niches that need help way more. By contrast honey bees are either livestock or feral livestock that are competing with the native bees.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yay came here for this. I was all excited to start a couple of beehives in my back yard. Then I discovered their lineage and what they're doing to the native bees. Instead I realized I am hosting tons of huge ass bumblebees in my yard, and I'll just let them be(e). Maybe get some of those bee houses for solitary bees instead.

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[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Yes. Thank you. When I was a bee keeper I learned some about the things. Do honey bees have various issues and struggles ... Sure. Are the large varieties of native wild bees soooo much more fucked - yep. Yes they are.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago

I love bumblebees so much. Just saw a couple flying in 70km/h wind gusts today. So stupid. So graceful

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago

I once bought a house with two pear trees, and I quickly learned to pick up any fruit that dropped on the ground. The juice would ferment under the skin, and yellow jackets would pierce the skins, and get drunk. Then they'd chase me around the yard when I tried to work in my big organic vegetable garden.

It turns out, yellow jackets are mean drunks, but that's probably not a surprise.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They forgot the tarantula hawk

Tarantula hawk wasps are relatively docile and rarely sting without provocation, but the sting—particularly that of P. grossa—is among the most painful of all insects, though the intense pain only lasts about five minutes.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Five minutes is a long time when something hurts like a mf.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paper wasps have a unique perspective of "provoked."

I was tired so I just decided to land and rest on your head. Why are you provoking me?

I was building a nest in the only door you use to come in and out of your house. When you tried to leave, I flew directly into your path and basically body checked you. Why are you provoking me?

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago

This would be welcome on !coolguides@lemmy.ca (which sorely needs content)!

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was eating some chicken outside.

A yellow jacket buzzed around.

So I held a little teeny-tiny piece of it for it.

Things seem to be okay; but then I felt it.

Was it a sting or was it a bite?

Maybe it mistook my thumb for some of the chicken—chicken is often greasy.

It wasn't really painful, but I decided it wore out it's welcome, so I probably flicked it away.

I don't think I ever saw it again.

At another time, a few came through my window.

So I put some syrup on a cap to see what will happen.

A few more flew in.

They drank it up—they sure seem to like syrup a lot.

I guess after they had their fill, the flew away—"buzzed off" if you will.

I love how this is formatted like a poem

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I love watching the carpenter bees at my house. The ones that are on patrol follow the most exact flight patterns, it's crazy. They always fly the same narrow lane, same height, stop and hover at the same spot for the same length of time. It's amazing to watch.

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This list seems to have been written by paper wasps cause that's the only bullshit on here. Those things will sing you for whatever reason it deems necessary.fuck those things

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I had carpenter bees at my old house that were so tame I could grab them out of the air and pet them.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hoverflies are so sweet, sometimes there'll be one or two hovering near me and I'll just stick out a finger for them and they'll chill there for awhile.

Makes me feel like a Disney princess but with bugs 😊

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Careful making friends in the garden princess.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unintentionally pressed my elbow into a hive if red paper wasps.

STRAIGHT FUCKING FIRE 🔥🔥🔥. Don't recommend it. 3\10.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You must've liked it at least a little bit to rate it 3/10. Admit it.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

In my experience, the paper wasp description applies to the yellow jackets. They are fairly common around outdoor eating areas around here, especially near the garbage cans. I find they mostly just check out the food, though they will check you out, too, and will sometimes get right into your face, but I've found a good way of reclaiming your space is to slowly push them away. You probably won't even make contact with them while you do so because they react fast.

Though I've also noticed that they (and bugs in general) are more interested in some people over others and I'm lucky to be on the low interest to bugs side of the spectrum.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Y’all sleeping on black soldier flies.

They’re copycats that look like mud daubbers, but have no ability to sting or bite. They don’t readily transmit human diseases, and they compete with noxious species like house flies and roaches. Present in most places across the globe.

Their larvae are the most-efficient known converts of input biomass to output protein, they can compost most household foods quite easily, and they’re an excellent animal feed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetia_illucens

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I've been stung by paper wasps twice. First time I was a child and freaked out cause, again, child. Second time was just a few years ago helping a neighbor move a dryer. Stuck my hand all up inside that nest and caught massive a half dozen stings before I figured out what was going on. It seriously felt like slight electric shocks, but the pain faded in a matter of minutes and wasn't all that bad during that time.

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

They’re right behind you.

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