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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 72 points 4 months ago (2 children)

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 48 points 4 months ago

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You should get your prostate checked.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 4 months ago

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cupboard above the loo too

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I was about to say it's easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized "out off sight, out of mind" is probably the actual strategy here.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

it was probably white when they bought it

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago

That rug used to be white you know...

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Donny, you’re out of your element

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

[–] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

The shower is not the problem here.

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Yummmmm space noodles.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Sims-ass bathroom