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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 109 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Also Mario 64.

Basically its 'thanks Koji Kondo'.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dunno... According to this, Gerudo Valley should have a sitar and zurna flute, but instead the flamenco jam comes in hot with the Spanish guitar and trumpet.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Different kind of dessert.

Zitar and zurna flute for deserts with camels and sand dunes. Spanish guitar, trumpet, and I think drum rim? for deserts with cliffs and tumbleweeds.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I always got more of a middle-eastern vibe from Gerudo Valley. Their clothing has kind of a belly-dancer thing going.

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a ukulele in the OoT OST? O.o

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OoT doesn't have beach music. Mario games (by the same composer), however...

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking Metroid Prime as I read those, at least for lava and ice levels. I think that was a different composer but on the same (or better) level.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

space level
theramin and sounds of masturbating

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

hey! stop fucking my mayo bucket

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

>laboratory level

>futuristic sounding synths

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 5 months ago

Anon's vibin

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago

This is not just real, its a truth.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok uh, barely related, but:

Is there an actual name for the genre of music of Half Life 2, Ep1/2, Alyx?

Its like... progressive rock but sometimes also hardrock guitar riffs, but also with ... basically 'experimental' industrial/techno usually mixed in quite well, and then also very often with essentially breakbeat drumming, and a lot of it also uses some pretty uncommon time signatures and switchups.

And then sometimes there is either classical instrumentation, or, essentially some kind of filtered or synth version of it.

... I literally fail to describe it succinctly, I don't know how, I'm not aware of anything else that really sounds consistently like it.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, like Nine Inch Nails then. That's called just industrial.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (9 children)

I mean, NiN and industrial in general has many elements in common with it...

I dunno, its less ... orthodox, in time signatures, than basically all NiN I can remember listening to, with the exception of Ghosts.

Ghosts has a lot more just... weird timings, but they're also paired with melodies and chords that are dissonant or off in some way...

Not much of Ghosts is high tempo, 'action-y', and HL2's melodies are actually not as odd and dissonant, they're more conventional, just often played with unconventional instruments/synths.

And, NiN's drumming, cymbals and such is usually nowhere near as frantic.

... Maybe I just don't have a wide enough industrial palette, and I guess maybe yeah, 'HL2 style' is best described as a subgenre of industrial?

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

NiN did the soundtrack to Quake.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

American level clapping noises

TIL you can’t greentext on Lemmy

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 5 months ago

>he doesn't know

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 5 months ago

> American level

> clapping noises

tfw when you totally can

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 13 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a good game.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

>cherry blossoms in the level

>koto and sho OR shamisen and shakuhachi

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's how yo momma likes it.

SpoilerSex & violence

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

but anon, what if you are Spider-Man in a Fun House in 1991?

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bongos, error beeps, and the wails of the damned.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

And that instrument that makes plastic clicky noises, expertly played.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

current mood and song
i have difficult thinking of this as video game music it's sooooo good

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 6 points 5 months ago

This makes me think about how Jean-Michel Jarre's Calypso sounds like the most fun water level ever.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle

Boone_killcam.wav

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