this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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[–] stickly@lemmy.world 180 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] killea@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sometimes people on Lemmy rehost pictures and link them in comments because they notice the original's domain (usually catbox.moe or the pict-rs media host of OP's instance) is blocked by some ISPs /s

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

I would like a long skirt that conceals nothing but still gives me the opportunity to fall flat on my face with every step.

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 100 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] mech@feddit.org 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You were on a train, not at work.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

This a great point. The tag should be NSFT

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if I work on a train?

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 1 points 3 months ago
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

What if work was the friends we made on the train?

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Thirst trapping too close to the sun

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 16 points 3 months ago

Princess Leia in Jedi energy

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 37 points 3 months ago

That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.

[–] tunarcaleyla@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

i cant blame him

[–] lath@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Loincloths never went away.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 3 months ago

Why don't we have long loincloths like we used to back in ancient times? I bet they're super comfy in the summer.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a pajama, who cares? The sandman?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago

I know a humblebrag when I see one.

[–] Liuone@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

In his defense, I don't see any holes in this skirt?

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 17 points 3 months ago

That's a feature, not a bug.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

🥵🥵🥵🥵

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Stitch those bad boys up. If there's material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I see a perfectly functional pair of pj pants in this photo. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

Cloth loyalty level: 100.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Instead of publicly shaming him she could have it fixed? Perhaps as a present? He seems to like it a lot - it might have emotional or sentimental value for him. Or it might be extremely compfy.

Whatever the reason might be, public shaming is not the answer.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idd. Needle and thread and it is fixed in like 15 min.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

I think there is quite a bunch of fabric missing but yes, this is an amazing project for someone who is into mending and not too complicated

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

They. Their gender is not disclosed.

[–] homes@piefed.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ve been known to hold onto pajama bottoms a bit longer than I should… None currently, but I have in the past…

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 3 months ago

When I do it for too long they ask me to leave the shop.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

He looks great in them. Let him be.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

that still has a crisp 10 years left

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

Yeaah, certain operating modules seem to have a systems feature which prevents them to dispose of any underwear until it literally disintegrates on them.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

He looks like he’s wearing princess Jasmines pants