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[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 155 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

If the AI tells them to

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 year ago

Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

"free ssh online"

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

They ssh into your mom

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Or use sudo?

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

Here's the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[–] exu@feditown.com 9 points 1 year ago

/* doesn't require --no-preserve-root, you're not trying to delete root after all.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 122 points 1 year ago

I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I registered at "C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html"

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And now I'm sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

That's impossible because that's my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there's a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that's never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha, im going to hack you now! So long, sucker!

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP's IP address.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

This is the funniest comment I've seen today. But also, how did you both get my IP?!?!

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 year ago

vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to laugh at these, but I've just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know... long story short it's not funny to me anymore

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not funny because you're afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Absolutely insane that anyone would do this

Meanwhile I'm dropping my config into my local AI asking "why the FUCK do I suddenly have no permission to write to a folder I've been using for days?!?!" Only to have the air go "hey dipshit you put /data/downloads in one spot and /data/download in the other, that's why, try not making typos that are real words in the future (I told my tech support persona to be mildly annoyed and in need of more coffee because I've never known an IT person not to be those things)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Just anywhere on the Internet, really

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Already there

[–] nixigaj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I've interacted with. I'm looking forward to this exciting event.

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Really? On myachine it looked like shit

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

More like "vibe doesn't fucking work and even the senior can't figure out why!" Coder

[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a joke or are they serious?

[–] whirlpoolbrewer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Look at the URL :)