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Since four of the first five answers I've seen are so mild, let me give you what my list would include and tell me if I'm wrong or if I'm missing something:

• Imprisonment and possessions seized for all those known to have committed child sexual abuse from the Epstein files
• Imprisonment and possessions seized for all those related to Trump's corruption schemes which are:
  • Stealing oil from Venezuela
  • Insider trading during the current aggressive unprovoked full-scale genocide against Iran, Lebanon and possibly all nations in the Middle East, including US all allied nations in the Middle East except for Israel.
  • Cryptocoin frauds
• Imprisonment and possessions seized for all those involved in war crimes
• Designate all detractors of these demands as rape, murder, thievery, and pedophile protectors

• Establishment of an independent Commission of Inquiry to investigate allegations of ICE brutality
• Retraction of any designation for this protest made as anything other than peaceful
• Release of every political arrest made during this protest and any protest prior that are still in prison with exception of the Jan 6th Capitol storming
• Reimprisonment of every pardoned criminal during Trump's presidency

• An amendment that abolishes the first past the post winner-takes-all system.
  • Instead it should have indirect elections to prevent campaign fraud (so you only elect local leaders, who elect those above them) and an approval voting system, but if that is deemed to radical here, then at least have initial proportional representation, with a majority amount of seats shuffled towards the winning coalition in order to prevent lame duck governance.
  • If indirect elections with approval voting is considered acceptable, I suggest that each for political position one must complete a civil exam created by an independent institution. Failing to pass will result into disqualification for that term's elections.
• An amendment that guarantees all citizens, including prisoners universal basic income
• An amendment that guarantees all citizens ownership of basic housing
• An amendment that guarantees all citizens ownership a basic amount of land that can prove themselves to be Indigenous First Nations US-soil Native American
• Rewrite the 13th amendment to abolish of slavery in prisons
• An amendment that secures roaming rights by making any vagrancy and loitering law illegal
  • Have the amendment above include making it illegal to restrict access to gated communities. So no walking or driving around 10-meter-high, kilometer-wide walls.
• Amendment that guarantees continuous slower traffic paths through faster traffic paths, so walkways > bike lanes > roads.

• Repeal the Patriot Act
• Universal Health Care
• Nationalize all casinos except those owned by native Americans
• End all sanctions and embargoes on other countries
• Close down the Board of Peace
• Close down all ICE death camps

I briefly went back in time myself and ended up in someone's apartment of some painter guy.
I hit an easel and it dropped causing a noise. He woke up and starting dabbling "you filthy thief!" and took out a knife. We fought and I cut his ear off in the fight. Then I suddenly was brought back, so I must have disappeared in front of his eyes.

I heard he went crazy afterwards with history accusing him
that he cut off his own ear,
but I'm afraid to look him up now on wikipedia.

My own take:

Because he can't visit Epstein island no more.

I already have these three covered:

Ex-NSDAP voter: "I voted for Adolf Hitler three times thinking he was going to be the peace candidate. Boy, was I wrong."

KPD voter: "Hitler is the worst Reichskanzler we've ever had."
NSDAP voter: "Lol, you have clear case of HDS."
KPD voter: "What's HDS?"
NSDAP voter: "Hitler Derangement Syndrome."

SocDems: "I really despise the Rabbis' influence over the Jewish people, but what the Nazis are doing to the Jews right now is bad."