MTK

joined 2 years ago
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

With a semen purger of course...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yup, had a robo call that was so real that the only reason I think it was a robo call is that they were way too kind to be a call center worker.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

You choose which emotions to empower and which to discourage. I think Buddha said it?

Basically, you really can choose to focus on the good parts of life/an event and you don't have to let the negatives consume you.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Just the picture made me cum!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

"Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here..."

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fresh green coconut water

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They commented on a social media post

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A new meaning to "nose job"

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Imagine seeing a kid grow up until one day you are like "yeah, shes ready" and then dating them 🤮

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Honesty is the best policy! Thanks you piece of shit!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Have you ever seen a non binary person and wario at the same place at the same time? There's your answer.

 

Assuming sex with another person is not an option. What are some good ways to release or divert sexual frustration?

 

Do you consider ghosting people a reasonable way to deal with today's overwhelming and constant information and notification overload? Or do you find it offensive and unfriendly?

Would you equate it to a person ignoring you irl or is ignoring a text different?

For this post let's assume the people involved are or were in the past friends, and ghosting is leaving someone on "read" for more than 2 days.

 

I want to see how far it can go. Also, we are doing a good thing by QAing lemmy and lemmy clients.

Can we reach triple digits deep?

 

If you had the money to retire at 30, your savings would be invested and on an average year your earnings would cover your expenses. You would have health insurance, so no worries there. The only catch is that you would have to keep your expenses at 65% of what you spend right now. Would you take it, or would you rather work a few more years for a better lifestyle and financial security?

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Distros (lemmy.world)
 

I always find it funny when people do that with Windows, Mac, and Linux. It completely misses the fact that Linux can be all of these things.

OS for kids: https://www.sugarlabs.org/

Just works: https://www.linuxmint.com/

Fuck around and find out: https://www.linuxfromscratch.org/

 

I am tired of paying for roaming, of being location tracked by my provider and running out of SIM slots.

So I have decided to connect some SIM capabilities to my server and set it up as a sort of proxy that I could access over the internet to send regular SMS and make regular calls through the server.

As far as I can tell it seems to be really complicated to do in linux and I just couldn't find anyway that would actually support sound over calls.

The only solutions I found right now are to get an old phone (not ideal because of the price, battery and reliability) or use something like

https://www.makerfabs.com/maduino-zero-4g-lte-sim7600.html

Which can be connected to the server on the aux and serial ports. This is not too pricey but still seems like a bit much for my needs.

My question is, are there better ways? Really all I need is SMS and calls.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by MTK@lemmy.world to c/tifu@lemmy.world
 

Today as me and my SO were coming home from a morning walk, I felt a fart coming through. As they were unlocking the door, I stood there, letting the fart slowly make it's way out.

Feeling the fart nearing it's destination, i started contemplating going all the way and just going to the bathroom. Finally, the fart leaves me, the noisy street and the distance between us was enough to ensure my stealth.

Suddenly I notice that my SO is looking at me with a slight giggle.

"Whats funny?" I ask, fearing that I overestimated my stealthiness.

"I know what you are thinking right now." They reply with a giggle.

I slightly freak out not knowing what they think I'm thinking, because in my head I had no thoughts that were related to us right now.

"What do you mean?" I ask, slightly scared

"You are figuring out if you need to poop, right?"

"What?? How TF can they know that??" I ask myself as I get flustered and confused.

Eventually they tell me that I have a "Contemplating Poop" face and that they always know if I'm considering taking a dump.

Anyway...

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Beaver (lemmy.world)
 

Insanity wolf meme with a beaver face instaed with the text "Can't find a pond for protection. Fucking makes one."

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Beavers (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by MTK@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

Insanity wolf meme with a beaver face instaed with the text "Can't find a pond for protection. Fucking makes one."

 

I recently decided to bite the bullet and get into AI and specifically LLMs. Fuck corporate assholes and data hungry companies so I got some second hand GPUs and made a $800 rig that can run 32b models at very usable speeds. I started playing with it and decided to use pycharm with continue and a local ollama to have my own copilot.

I must say, this is the future. Not in the sense that soon we will all be prompt engineers (lol) but assuming that LLMs don't reach a point of true intelligence and continue to be fancier and fancier regurgitation machines, this is like having an instant StackOverflow in your IDE. I don't even bother with complex and unique ideas with it since it really seems that once you reach that area it becomes useless. Basically my programming flow has always started with writing down my rough idea of what I want to do and how I plan on doing it. Now I just feed that to the LLM and it gives me code that is like 90% accurate and I just do a code review, fix mistakes or weird logic and from there as I expand my code I use the LLM as a replacement for online searching. Need syntax help or basic library context? LLM got you covered. Need a function that does something basic or well known? LLM! It's kind of like having an infinite boilerplate library that can custom fit your needs. I think that the reason it works so well for me is that I really only let it handle the basics, anything that I need to think through I do myself.

I doubt we will ever go back from this.

 

Considering that pH plays a major role in teeth health and acid-reflux, two things that a significant portion of the population suffers from and can dramatically reduce quality of life, shouldn't the pH of a food item be just as important as nutritional values?

 

I can just imagine Michael in the conference instead calling oscar just asking ChatGPT "give me a 45 points plan, one point per day, to save dunder mifflin from bankruptcy"

And so many stupid out of context facts that Michael will say throughout the series as "facts" that he researched.

Or the episode with china where they would just give him some airpods and chatgpt in his pocket and at somepoint he would be like "As an AI assistant" and Oscar would just leave XD

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