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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m going to sleep and I can hear magpie warbling in the distance. Thatโ€™s so strange at this hour.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The running theory, from what I understand, is that with how loud the daytime is, birds have taken to communicating when it's quieter, i.e nighttime

It's 3.07am and I can hear two magpies warbling to each other.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

It's also sexy season for magpies I think. Last year I had a juvenile near me all summer who would practice singing all day and night. I still can recognise his little personal song.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lemon and bacon salad and coffee please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ—โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks chef! Hope you are enjoying a good brekkie too.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

We indeed enjoyed an omelette rice just now

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll have the same as the next persons order please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ•›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ•—

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can I have uhhhh 12-8pm work day please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ•›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ•—

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yesterday I found out Iโ€™d made a mistake with the ato about 3 years ago that will most likely result in a very significant debt.

It was my fuck up, and I accept that.

Iโ€™m the one who approached them first, when I realised something was wrong which will work in my favour in a big way.

But still Iโ€™d be lying if I said I wasnโ€™t really, really worried about the outcome.

So far theyโ€™ve been pretty good and have asked for more info. The tone of the call with the debt team was surprisingly light and the guy I spoke to said โ€œeveryone makes mistakesโ€.

But yeah, I have enough shit to deal with right now and this on top is a lot.

Thanks for listening.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

The ATO will happily work with someone to pay a debt off! They only take legal action if the entity in debt is being obtuse and evading.

You did the right thing, it will work in your favour, and you will have the option of a payment plan!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

the only way to handle this is confronting it head on and getting good legal advice

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

You can stretch it out over about 24 months so at least it won't be a big hit all at once

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have locked myself out of my house like a dill. Waiting for a locksmith to come to the rescue.

Update: I'm unclear on whether my house is Fort Knox or whether this guy is a terrible locksmith. I suspect the latter.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hope you agreed on fees upfront - I've read wayyyyy to many horror stories!!

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The fees weren't too horrendous, but I no longer have a door handle. I'll need to find a slightly better locksmith to fix everything.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (4 children)

At some point today I must be an adult and go - in person - to the bank

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

I too need to do this in the near future.

[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully banks don't seem to be so busy these days.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

if you can find one

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

same ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

I hope nothing has gone extremely wrong to require an in person bank visit

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Will put this on the main thread too. most underrated critter poll

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The man turns 50 next week. That's 30 years knowing each other. I say to him "I know you better than you know yourself". He says "that's true".

He has the week off. It's gonna be a blast.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Yes. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

We might play a little Scrabble with words you don't find in the Oxford dictionary.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Oh no, had to hand in my PC to a repair tech this morning. Silently died overnight it seems, and I reached my limit of troubleshooting. I suspect PSU is tripping since I get a brief light up and then only baseline power.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yarp. I love carrot cake, so I had to

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

It called your name. You had no choice. It's my favourite too. Enjoy

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Carrot cake = best cake

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

I just had the KFC kebab and I think it's just one of their regular wraps delivered in foil instead of paper

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

Iโ€™ve started a new medication thatโ€™s meant to help my stomach and almost immediately

spoiler

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

BACK ONCE AGAIN FOR THE RENEGADE MASTAAA

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

is this more of that BiP shit?

because I take that personally ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒ

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Someone at work has decided that Wednesdays in the office need jazzing up

They want to start something called The Hump Day Quiz and are looking for volunteers who want to be (I wish I was making this up) The Humpmaster

I can't.....

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lol, give it a search with safety off. You might be able to cut this off at the pass. I suggest the Wendnesdayinator or MC Wed.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago

I did message the person asking if they thought the name through fully.

No reply yet

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It is, but the lack of awareness is outstanding.

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