Force_majeure123

Once everyone six months or so I get a craving for McDonald's. Today was one of those days. I stopped by on the way home from work and got myself a quarter pounder with bacon, lettuce, tomato and McChicken sauce (just the burger). Not bad at all. Would try again -- in six months or so.

Congrats 🎉

Could I please open the box and consume the contents?

😍

This is why I don't speak anymore

I found: "promptly got railed on the hood of our ol' Datsun" to be a beautiful and poetic turn of phrase!

Omg baby Mickey is even more cute than grown up Mickey, didn't think that was possible

You're a poet 🤣

35/50

Birthday cake for Simon please

Just parted with my mother who will be leaving Melbourne tomorrow at like 6am. Good times. Weather for her stay turned out so much better than anticipated. I've copped a moderate sunburn which I don't mind at all because I'm probably vit D deficient normally - and dont mind some extra colour on my skin. Today we didn't do much, roam around Albert Park lake, into Prahran to suss the market and get lunch, the home for a few beers on the balcony.

Triple espresso and an eggplant shakshuka