Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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To be fair, that's an upside-down cigarette.
Do we have a generation of kids who don’t know the band-aide colored part goes in your mouth?
Or is there a sausage/cigarette joke I’m missing?
Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.
It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.
Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine. Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty
I am talking about the strength of addiction, from what i remember caffeine is more addictive, but the negative effects are less then that of alcohol, and easier to break.
Whoever invents this will be the first trillionaire.
You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs
TikTokers, clickbait YouTubers, and low intelligence people: Challenge accepted!
I'm great at getting liquid in my lungs. After so long you would think I would have figured out how to drink liquids, but I fuck it up all the time
I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.
Hold on now, keep cooking
That ain't science. It's engineering doing what marketing asked for.
Breathing and drinking are different tubes.
So are shitting and pissing. For the weak.
Needs a blunt too
Bong with hookah mouthpiece
mentlegen
So a funnel?
No, it's not anything.
It's everything.
Scratch the beer and the vape, add a single malt scotch, and take my money.
Yeah, sure, and we should have flying cars by now.
It's a slow and painful way to die. Or quick and painful if you accidently drown in the alcohol.
Where is the electric pump?
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