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MAGA fans are rejoicing on social media in favor of President Donald Trump's plan to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

Breitbart News reported that Trump would sign the order Monday evening because "President Trump believes that English is a non-negotiable safety requirement for professional drivers." Last month, Trump designated English as "the official language of the United States."

"This is such a big deal! So grateful for this, the roads will be much safer. Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers," posted @coffeegirlvegas.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not sure about other states, but in mine, the ability to read and understand English is a requirement for getting a license...

Now you could make an argument that's not the same as speaking English, and my rebuttal is "should we ban mute, or speech-impared people from getting a CDL"?

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Trump can't even speak English.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers

Can anyone explain how knowing English would reduce traffic accidents? Is it because of detour signs?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The same people who said they would remove big government that tries to control everything and everyone

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

oh, they still want total control.. but only of those deemed 'unworthy'. the 'big' government they want to get rid of is only the bits that watch what they (the rich fucks and their companies) do and might enforce laws that they break.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, they will arrest people for not obeying an executive order that, and IANAL, has no basis in law? How will they be identifying these drivers? What is the justification for pulling them over?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

If they're brown, pull 'em over.

If you have to take off your sunglasses to understand their accent, arrest 'em

-From the official executive order.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does seem like an excuse to call ICE.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

No, they'll just add it as a requirement to do any work with federal jobs or something.

The executive office in the us has so many levers of power it can pull that they don't really need laws anymore.

Seems more and more like every headline could be: Senile Old Man Yells at the Sky*.

*with the authority of the US government.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So the party of small government is going to administer english tests to truck drivers? maybe create some kind of language registry with proficiency levels? sounds kinda woke

[–] radix@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Running the entire economy via a central planning committee is exactly the sort of right-wing free market the GOP voters wanted. I guess? Up is down. The past is alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

There's the double-think we've all come to know and love. Double plus good, party member

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 0 points 1 year ago

There was a video on ?imgur? in the past couple days, I didn't know if it was real. Guy says he was a truck driver and had stopped at a weigh station. He said they asked if he could read and write English; he said yes. They gave him a piece of paper to read, which he did; they then told him to write those words down on another piece of paper, which was filled with identical words in various handwritings. He said he saw a bunch of people off to the side in handcuffs, and said that if you couldn't speak or write English, you had to pay a $5000 "fine" on the spot, and that if you couldn't pay, you were arrested on the spot and your driving license immediately suspended. There was some condition (I don't remember what it was) where the trucking company might also have to pay a $10000 "fine".

The comments discussion pointed out that, if they had had $5000 to pay the "fine", it likely would've been taken in civil forfeiture. There was also a robust discussion on whether this was real or not, trying to find other sources, which were slim and primarily referenced questionable sources.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There is already a federal clearing house for DoT drivers, this is for criminal checks and drug tests. They would just put it there.

I hate to be "that guy" ... but non English speakers on the road is kind of an issue.

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[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally no trumpees anywhere can tell you their top three works of literature.

This is fact.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless it's the old testament, the new testament, and the headlines of faux news

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s informational text, not literature.

My severely undereducated state rep trumpee Angela Rigas replied to me that her top three works of literature are the bible, constitution, and declaration of independence. She had no response when I told her those aren’t literature.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was being sarcastic, because I know you'd get a lot of extremely similar answers.

Besides... the Bible is fiction

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Fiction would count as literature. I’d say it goes in the self-help section next to the Tony Robbins cassette tape series.

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is already a Commercial Driver's License requirement. What is the specific issue here?

"Interpreters are prohibited during the administration of skills tests. Applicants must be able to understand and respond to verbal commands and instructions in English by a skills test examiner." CDL Standards

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

Can't pull someone for "driving while brown", but you can pull someone over for "driving while not speaking English, which I just concluded from you being brown"

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[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That'll surely fix our surplus of truck drivers! /s

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So cops pulling people over for a Language check?

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

US economy crashing again in 3...2...1...

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just an excuse for ICE to pull people over. And since they're a part of the executive branch, they care less about due process and laws.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
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