I think she's a keeper
Red flag.
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What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I'm washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn't look like a crime scene either.
Possibly less. Boiling a pot of water takes quite a lot of energy
You're saving 2c and wasting bacon.... If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren't depressing when boiled.
Damn... Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
Energy efficiency. It's no crime to care about global warming 🧐
In that case I agree, def. a keeper.
I think you meant to type "in this case, it is!" but your typey sticks got a bit wayward and hit the wrong buttons. Happy to help :)
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
Bacon abuse is a crime.
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because you’re suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
future ex- wife
ftfy
You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
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Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
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I hope you call your girlfriend BB from now on. Not because it is a bastardization of "Baby" but because it is short for boiled bacon.
We shall cook these items in the light of the sun. -Human girlfriend
Are you certain she likes you?
I'm sorry for your loss.
May it find flavor in the afterlife🙏
"May your bacon always be boiled." is certainly a worthwhile curse.
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
Besides the look I doubt you can boil bacon to the point of it tasting bad. Now I gotta test that theory.
Boiled bacon is a thing in Japan. I have to hunt and pay out the ass to find streaky bacon that will crisp up, particularly that is also smoked.
The boiled one tastes OK in things, but I have zero desire to ever eat it on its own.
Is she... English?!
Fuck off. No English plate has seen bacon and eggs that grim.
Ooooh the breakfast horrors at my hotel in Paignton.
Can't be, no beans.
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How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
I'd be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I'd eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I'd offer to teach them to cook. We aren't born knowing how, it's a learned skill.
Just Boiled Bacon 😧
Frying both the egg and bacon would probably use much less energy and be 100 times more tasty than whatever this is.. If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all.. 😅
If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all.. 😅
This gave me a sudden flash of Uncle Roger. If you boil bacon, bacon is fuckt up. Aya!
"Hey, why don't I cook next time?"
Yeah 🙃 Keep'er far away from the kitchen.
Bruh you don't have to re-inflict the atrocity, this isn't the fucking Ring
A pig died so that she could boil a part of it into shoe leather. Then you had to eat it. The things we do for sex…
My brain is now forever tainted with the idea that you can, and some people do, boil bacon.
If you put a little water in the pan with cold bacon it will steam for a bit and help render out the fat before it then deep-fries in that fat. To much water and you get whatever this is.
Y'all've seriously never tried grilling your bacon in the oven? The fat just melts off and leaves your bacon perfect. If you like it crispy, just leave it in for a bit longer.
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She found a way to remove excess salt and fat from the bacon without adding it to the eggs!
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