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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies... The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt

A car battery? or a small picnic generator

6/10 Flood Factor - This property has a 73.60% risk of flooding over 30 years.

Property is already Little Mermaid color ready.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You didn't mention the fact that the exterior makes it look like it's the building of a roofing company or used car dealership or something.

Also, when you said no electricity, I thought you meant it was just disconnected. You did not. What the fuck?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 0 points 1 year ago

The problem is they didn't go far enough. Sand colored carpets, shell decorations, mandatory mermaid tails for visitors - don't go halfway! As you're gazing up at your own reflection in the high gloss ceiling, the little mermaid soundtrack should be playing nonstop. Keep an enormous fish tank behind and around the bed. I'm sorry the previous owners never fufilled this dream.