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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also a stomach turning quote on the bathroom wall.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Looks like it says:
"If I've made a bubble in your bath, I'd lick your bum and make you laugh"

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Close, but somehow that's even worse than how I'm reading it: "If I was a bubble in your bath I'd tickle your bum and make you laugh"

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

That's probably correct. Still a bit weird, but not quite as weird.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

I wish there was a way to alter the fov or the focal length or whatever to a more typical setting so you can see how the room actually looks.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago

Propertygore

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What the hell is that ceiling made of? Cotton wool? Sound proofing foam?

Edit: and £110k?!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Sound proofing foam if you are lucky, cotton wool, toy stuffing, etc if you aren't.

Edit: and £110k?!

Welcome to the North.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever that stuff is made of it will have a soundproofing effect (perhaps that's its purpose?).

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Also, in the UK that's actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

Super cheap, especially with a driveway and a yard that size.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Ugh. That ceiling.