Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2026
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If they ACTUALLY hated Elon, that's what world happen, but nah
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?
That man hasn't had an honest human interaction for 30 years
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who's to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he'd raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don't get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
If he'd kept elon there the future problem may have taken care of itself
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
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This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn't think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I'll throw $5 on it lol.
Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.
He can't hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I'd be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
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Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
I wish he'd die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
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Don't feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
Don't feed the Trollionaire
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You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.
Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!
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"Live by the sword, die by the sword."
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg's challenge to a charity fight.
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As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted "Sieg Heil!".
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer...
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
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Let's be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
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There's no evidence he's addicted to ketamine, please stop spreading these rumours, they are hurting the reputation of drug addicts.
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His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I'm still mad at Kathy Hochul)
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