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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago (15 children)

I sometimes remember this, but then I get to the store and a cheesecake is $17 and I suddenly remember I don't actually need it that bad

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am a slut for cheesecake

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

Oh my goooooood……

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately I need to be gluten free.

Which makes it a $35 cheesecake thats also smaller. Fuck you shoprite, and fuck you gastrointestinal system in my body.

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[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

That's way too much for cheesecake, who's your cake guy?

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

There really is one for everything huh

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you do it, and your body punishes you for it this time, instead of your parents.

[–] snowsuit2654@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I remember one time as a young adult eating a cake for dinner, paired with a large beer.

I realized in the midst of my severe tummy ache that perhaps there are reasons why my parents didn't let me do such things 😆

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, your body will only accept so much sugar before everything gets out of whack

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But can you consume the cake without suffering consequences?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

The consequence is that there won't be any cake left, right?

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah but you see I bike there, which means that it is healthy! Fitness is my passion.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As an adult I've had enough stomach aches, and gained enough belly fat, and developed enough of a palette, to viscerally dislike eating lots of cake.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The child in me screams for cake

The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

One time I was promised cake if I just did a series of tests on a prototype, though the tests seemed more like they were testing my problem solving skills rather than the prototype itself.

Anyways, the cake was great, so delicious and moist.

It was overall a very rewarding experience that I recommend everyone sign up for.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is a lie

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I actually installed it this week to give it another go, this timing is golden haha

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a dangerous realization for some.

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[–] Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

I can do it without a car.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Tried this once while watching Matilda when I got to that scene. Paused it and went to the store and bought a gallon of milk, then stopped by portillos and got a chocolate cake.

Later that night I had big regrets

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Nice try cake making industry.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pouring one out for all the folks out there who have to get in a car to go to a bakery

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Except the beetus demon.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I had a patient who almost died from acute pancreatitis after eating 3 pounds of fudge in one sitting. So your pancreas may not stop you from buying or eating the cake, it can definitely stop you from doing it twice.

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[–] modestmeme@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Forgetting is sometimes a survival instinct

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I sometimes want to do this but then I realize I can make a better cake myself.

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

As a kid, you have the time but not the money.

As an adult, you have the money but not the time.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

or the metabolism

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I use the example in the meme a lot. As adults we're in a post-scarcity mindset. If you tell a kid you can eat chocolate ice cream for 3 meals a day and don't do it because you don't want to (because you know you shouldn't), it would blow their minds. You're growing up when you get access to things and stop thinking "if you can" and start thinking "if you should".

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

for me it's not that i think that i shouldn't, but i can't. i just cannot ingest that much sugar at once, i get really bad feelings from that!

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When I was kid, I loved bananas, but my mom wouldn't buy them because she felt they were too expensive, so bananas became even more rare and precious to me.

I grew up, got my own place, and did my own grocery shopping. I remember walking through the grocery store, and passing the bananas, thinking they were too expensive, but I noticed they were 69 cents a pound. That didn't seem so much, so I weighed a few, and it was less that 2 pounds. I could buy a bunch of bananas for $1.50! That wasn't so much!

So I bought the bananas. That was many years ago, and I still buy bananas almost every shopping trip. That preciousness still exists though. Whenever I eat a banana, it feels like I'm eating a candy bar.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what's the relevance of the car. who is selling cakes in their car? do they eat the cake in the car? is this an american thing?

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

You could make one too.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Every time I see this meme, I get sad that there's nobody selling cake in my car. But also glad, because why would they be in there?

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

On top of probably tasting better, it's also more fun.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The death of innocence is reaching the point where you could do that, but it wouldn’t even make you happy because of health reasons.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bypass that drama and eat the icing straight from the jar.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I buy myself a 8 inch cake one day a year. My birthday.

I'm in my 40s. But I love cake. But cake not great for health.

1 cake is acceptable.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is one of the best parts of adulthood. And drinking out of the milk carton. Often these things go together. 😉

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Huh …. Then I remember all those cakes I made as a kid with my moms help were so much better than crap from a grocery, but I no longer have time or practice to do that

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