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 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

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[–] phillybuster_parfait@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Transcription of image with list:

 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Thanks. Adding to description

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Transcribing an image with an image has got to be one of the most chaotic good things I've ever seen

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a code block in markdown.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Former Child Actor in a close 11th place

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Monster Truck Driver has to be to in the top 15 at least.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Forsaken aerialist is top 5 for sure

[–] Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Goddammit donut, why are you typing in all caps?!

[–] Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk@pawb.social 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

[–] Akrenion@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I follow an account on here?

BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY

(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Why did I read that in Frank's voice

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Oh, that's me! Former child 🤝

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just want to be the stunt cock when movies need to show a big dong.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

(Unrelated) Look what i just found in another thread!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I took like a four month break from posting but now I’m back.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You're Lemmy-famous!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry, job's already taken.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry but your dong is not big enough for that.

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do i get paid as a woke moralist, i did my time in the comment section i want back pay and a woke pension...

Will settle for being a Holy fool

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

According to Fox News and their cult followers, George Soros should've been paying you already.

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 months ago

Darn am i going to be the only person not paid! 😭

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dungeon Crawler Carl reference?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Well my nine-to-five is a woke moralist gig but at least once a week I pick up a shift as a holy fool, and that’s where my real passion is.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy Fool is a legitimate job ok??

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please LMK how the application process works

[–] BottleCaptain@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Ask your local priest.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

12.45% wants to go into priesthood? That is more than previous generations.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

You will get food and a bed and will have a calm life. The alternative sucks.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

"I was a highwayman. Along the coach road I did ride...."

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Carl, why do you have that stupid goblin cook book in your hotbar???"

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Moments you wanted to strangle Donut #1202

(Don’t get me wrong, I love Donut)

EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If "compensated anarchist", can I be an Anarcho-Autist?

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You be whomever you need to be. 👍

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I'd go for Woke Moralist. Trans rights! Free Palestine! Go vegan!

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Y'all are getting paid?!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Somehow I think “woke moralist” is nothing more than an SJW with a TikTok account that has unoriginal but popular hot takes and virtue signaling.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sign me up for highwayman!

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Google debunker

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sometimes you've gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea