MacNCheezus

And if he actually starts choking or coughing from the smoke, he’ll probably end up dropping his laptop or his drink into the pool.

Might

Dude ate so much pussy that it left him permanently disfigured

I think everyone missed the actual greentext part and focused instead on the snarky comment, but there are, in fact, multiple cities in the world (including the US) where a significant number of people live on houseboats. Many large cities with a significant amount of waterways offer this option, such as Amsterdam, Hamburg, or Seattle. It’s sadly usually not cheap and comes with a number of drawbacks, but it IS possible and people do live there full-time.

Coward

A nazi is an ideology that is used as an identity. The ideology is made up of a group of identical opinions.

That is so generic that it applies to every single ideology ever. By this definition, someone who identifies as LGBT is a Nazi.

A 2015 model is definitely going to be Intel, that was the only thing they made at the time

He can't keep getting away with it!

Apple is a publicly traded company as well, which means they have the same incentives, but they do the exact opposite, having frequently broken backwards compatibility in major ways in order to make massive structural changes, like moving to an entirely different processor architecture not once, not twice, but three times now, and often breaking backwards compatibility in major ways in order to reduce bloat.

This is more likely a cultural issue than a technical one. Basically, both companies practice very different philosophies when it comes to engineering decisions. Of course, a major reason why Apple can do this while Microsoft can’t is the fact that Apple makes their own hardware, while Microsoft doesn’t.

People on dating apps are single for a reason.

Sir, this is a shitpost