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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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like we collectively learned the wrong lesson from it.

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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 55 points 4 weeks ago

What with the "WE" part?

I've never used it.

Only lawyers and people with an MBA say shit like that. The rest of us just call it being a greedy predatory prick.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 45 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Spanish speaking dude at my last work was talking about Trump, and said something akin to "he's got the mierdas touch!"

Mierda is the Spanish word for "shit".

Fuckin 10/10.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 4 weeks ago

A large black t-shirt please.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A goose that lays eggs composed of heavy metals has serious health problems, yet we value it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A chunk of gold the size and shape of a goose egg is like a hundred troy ounces I only need it to lay a couple and I'm set.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

Troy? Those fuckers

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 21 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

What ? who uses it like that ?

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

There is a north american automobile break repair chain that has the jingle "Trust the Midas touch!"

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's always now right now.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

They make tyres, right? Gold tyres seem like a tetrible idea

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 4 weeks ago

well I'll be fucked ! it is indeed supposed to be a malediction

[–] doomslang@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm aware of the myth but still I have honestly never once heard it used another way.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I've heard it used by announcers to describe sports coaches.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's got the Meidas touch,

But he touched it too much.

Goldmember!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

"Can I paint his yoohoo gold? It's kinda my thing."

"...How about NO, you crazy, Dutch, bastard?!"

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's like monopoly the board game. It was originally designed to show how terrible and parasitic landlords are as a concept, then hasbro got their hands on it and it became "yay capitalism, bankrupt all your friends".

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

when you have their money you don't need them as friends anymore.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that is the modern usage, sadly, the complete opposite of what the original meaning was. Another example of this is "blood is thicker than water", meaning family should be held closer than friends. The original saying was "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", literally meaning the opposite.

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The “original” version of that quote is unattested and likely made up post facto

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 5 points 4 weeks ago

Well I learned something new today, I apologize for giving bad info.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve never seen it used to describe being good at what they do. Can you provide an example?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Here is an example of someone pointing out that 'golden touch' based on Midas is misused in common usage today. Not sure if it is commonly used much anymore, but I remember it being very common in the 80s and 90s to describe someone who was successful at lots of different businesses.

https://www.languagehumanities.org/what-does-it-mean-to-have-a-golden-touch.htm

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 4 weeks ago

Cheers, thanks for providing an example

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Huh. Well TIL people did misuse it. I've never seen it misused myself which is why I asked, thanks!

[–] Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Wow! They're pioneer of industry! They must have the Midas touch."

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh sorry, I understood what you meant. Is there an example of this actually being used this way by a company or something?

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

The Midas automotive repair company had (has) the slogan "Trust the Midas touch" which definitely is a play on words using the myth. There used to be commercials where they would sing it at the end when I was a kid.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Who is "we" here? I've never used it that way, and I think I've nearly always seen it used correctly.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Welcome to Capitalism!

[–] Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online 4 points 4 weeks ago

Classic example of the game telephone, played by millions through the ages....

Cultural tell, IMO.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's also the slogan for a car repair chain. It's false advertising though, as they do not turn your car's muffler to gold.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I look at it as we as a society have reinforced the lesson with our modern day use. Of course the lesson falls on deaf (greedy) ears.