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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I've had mixed results with Darth Vader. He's not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire 💀.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can't deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he'd give good advice.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

schizophrenia gets another prophet

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 6 days ago

Chat, are we cooked?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.

Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 6 days ago

This is some elitist shit!

Having thoughts in your head and all.

[–] RichardNixos@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, they did discover thinking, it's pretty exciting!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fr, the Pollos Hermanos owner

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[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?

Really need someone to patch this issue.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...

[–] sougstron@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

But this head llm makes my eyes rain.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago
[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵‍💫

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[–] dragginupagain@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

yeah those LLM users are all idiots, they probably can't even recognize obvious satire.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

I advise you not to do this. To try and replicate ChatGPT in your head will overload your brain. Relax and let the machine do the heavy lifting.

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