Hanta is scary shit, has been a thing in my country for a long, long time, fortunately, is not easy to get, impossible I the city, you have to got to the natural habitat of a specific mice.
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the idea of needing a test to know whether you have chronic diarrhea is sending me
So like, one of the poop tests measures (I think specific gravity?) in meters per second. And all I have thought about the past 30 years in a tiny corner of my brain is lab techs racing poops
Or anal fissure.
Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.
If I may be so bold, I say it is top notch!
When you barely survive the Renfaire Fuckpocalypse.
they misspelt hentaivirus
That's what killed my family computer growing up.
No, you did, lol. Edit: I looked up hantai... It wasn't for me.
lololol
I just checked your test results. You have Chronic Dying Disease. I'm so sorry, you have somewhere under 90 years to live. Have you been bicycling? It's the only way i can think of to get test results like this
HIV, HPV, spooky vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious
You know that old saying, YOLO!
Any YOLO's a goal-o.
And even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
Supercalifragilisticexpalidocius!
I don’t mind fake posts when they at least try.
i also like them when they tee up good jokes in the comments.
the best comedians don't take every punchline. sometimes they set them up for other folk to tell the punchline to the joke, and it's funnier that way. the role is called The Straight Man (and as an absurdist NB Bi dude it's really amusing to play The Straight Man)
I was implying whoever made this didn’t really try. So it kind of annoyed me.
oh no worries. it's a low hanging fruit for sure, but some low-hanging-fruit jokes are still fun to tell. when you're still learning comedy, that's where you start, and those of us who are more experienced still laugh just as hard to encourage.
my favorite joke is (and it suffers from text, the real joke is in the delivery and timing):
two pretzels were walking down the street
one was assaulted
pretzel
it's a terrible joke and i love it no one can tell me it's bad because all you're exposing is your underappreciation of wordplay :3
balls twisted AND on fire
You didn't take your daily dose of Ivermectine?
I am an American
I make my own choices
I stand strong!
dies
I know this has been around for a while, but is this dude for real? I know it was originally COVID, but this guy is a moron.
This guy is like a quarter of the people I work with.
isn't he a Cain Award winner?
I hope not
Oh no, you’ve got diarrhea AIDS!
Bubonic plague is easy to treat with subs general antibiotics, you were very lucky.
HANTAVIRUS???
ITT: ITT
Oh I'll in your thread you
Yeah that didn't work at all I'll come in again