Honey mustard abortion
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This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
French conservativism. Sounds kinky af. Or probably not really.
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
green goddess gay
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
No salad emotionally disconnected
It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Ranch atheism.
This doesn't work.
You're just not saying it right.
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
Vinaigrette Broke
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Mayonnaise Rude
OilAndVinegar NotGay
that does not flow or sound sexy.
Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?
No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.
I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.
Vodka, and Vodka
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
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Greek vinaigrette woke Hmmm, maybe not?
Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Sesame oil female
Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.
French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes
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