TheFunkyMonk

joined 3 years ago
[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was working as a card dealer at a casino when the indoor smoking ban went through in my state. I was so glad assholes wouldn't be blowing smoke in my face when they lost a hand.

The day the ban went through, the first table I worked was lined with 7 dip cups and I immediately wished we could go back to blowing smoke in my face.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I’m snipped and regularly tested and would never pressure someone to forgo a condom. Always the default.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Is that your friend?

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not totally sure either. I do have an app idea I think might be promising (and I would legit pay to use myself if it existed) that I've been getting started in my off time, but I certainly don't have the runway to fund if I quit/lost my job. Other than that, probably back to my college job dealing cards at the casino for the short term.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What are you thinking about pivoting to from software development?

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Same. I even talked to the customer retention end boss and the only thing they were able to offer me was literally more expensive than what I was paying.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fight Oligarchy by Bernie Sanders. Read in an afternoon and got me fired up.

 
[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Leave your pronoun's at the door!

I suppose it makes sense a person who struggles with basic grammar would have a hard time with pronouns.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see them every so often in Seattle. I always give them a disapproving look and a big thumbs down, I’ve found that pisses people off more than a middle finger.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Zofran really is the goat tho

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

This is “oops I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong” level of subtlety. Reported for spam.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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