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[–] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've had more than one teen ask me why airport security takes so long that's lead to me having to explain 9/11 isn't just a meme.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine missing out on 9/11 jokes.

[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry they got the 6/7 jokes instead

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tower 6 and 7 were also hit on 9/11

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago
[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Never forgetti mama's spaghetti

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

there are people that dont even know 1945, hitler happened/ occurred.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fourth plane is the invisible one we made to fuck everyone's civil rights in response.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember when Homeland Security was a temporary measure? People actually believed it was temporary?

Frog into a boiling pot and it's been decades in the making.

My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

I will never justify what was done that day but they sure and shit had it coming and it was long overdue.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

You aren't the first person to come up with that. People stated saying "Bush did 9/11" and "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" almost immediately after it happened.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of today's lucky 10 000!

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Its just the version of 'the game' that turns you into a fascist boomer.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just let him not know, damn.

The whole "never forget" thing was just for justifying their fascist forever war against the wrong people to steal their oil.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"9/11, Never Forget!" Is same energy a "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I'm doing my part!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I was supposed to fly, with my whole family, later that morning. We drove instead.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.

We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He'd missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.

A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we'd thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.

[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It was for the best…

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can't have one.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago
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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well you see in the 70s there was a soviet aligned communist government in Afghanistan, and the US didn't like that, so they teamed up with these local guys called the mujahideen...

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"So you're telling me explosions were seen at the base of Tower 7 and it housed records related to the contemporary audit of the pentagon that it coincidentally failed quietly but no one cared about since we were suddenly at war and there were no reported casualties from Tower 7 at all despite it supposedly being fully operational and housing multiple government agency offices?"

[–] Hell_nah_brother@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

“No you don’t get it: the debris of the first tower slightly touched the only load-bearing pillar of tower 7, causing it to catch fire, break, explode and with a cascading event taking the whole 190 mt. - 47 storey building down with it. What do you not understand? It’s simple physics man.”

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

It's funny how the two most common sayings from New York are "Never forget" and "fuuugeedddaboutit"

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Wow. I feel old.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Poor guy man look at that face

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Do NOT fucking tell that man about Harambe. He's been through enough!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

That's how all we all felt that ~~day~~ week.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He's one of today's lucky 10000: https://xkcd.com/1053/

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those two planes launched a thousand drones

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

And $2trillion USD in direct payments to the industrial murder complex

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

Just another beautiful Tuesday morning

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

But he said he'd never forget...

[–] therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You see when someone attacks America it is the worst thing in the world, when America bombs civilians nonstop overseas it is simply a Tuesday.

[–] therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah... the downvotes tells me that USians are still really sore about experiencing a teensy bit of the mechanised slughter they routinely visit upon others.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

At least it's fitting

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ceasefire typically starts on Friday. So Monday to Friday morning it's all bombing.

I wish this was sarcasm.

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