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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fourth plane is the invisible one we made to fuck everyone's civil rights in response.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember when Homeland Security was a temporary measure? People actually believed it was temporary?

Frog into a boiling pot and it's been decades in the making.

My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

I will never justify what was done that day but they sure and shit had it coming and it was long overdue.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.

You aren't the first person to come up with that. People stated saying "Bush did 9/11" and "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" almost immediately after it happened.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects.