Without a base, without a trace y'all.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn't have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal and socially accepted, yet you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
Japan needs to get themselves some bottle kids.
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My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up his ass. He shits in a bag now
That's kinda wild they weren't able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it's totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn't think through this as much as I did
If he didn't go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum. They tend not to want to go.
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Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don't risk it, folks.
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Because of the incident? Or for fun?
The incident. They have to remove part of the patient’s large intestine then patient has to shit in a bag through a hole in the side of the body, for the rest of their life
Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don't stink up the joint like Trump.
Source: my Mum had one.
He’s so full of shit there’s no technology that can stop it. But I think we can all rejoice in the fact it’s his most loyal supporters that get blessed with this opportunity to literally get shit on on a daily basis, the rest of us just have to deal with the figurative version.
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Please don’t take glass to the beach.
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
I hear its the 3rd most invasive thing in the world, behind plants, animals, and the British at the very top.
Wouldn't that make it the 4th most invasive thing?
Our four most invasive, no... amongst our most invasive... Sorry, I'll come in again.
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Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
It's the risk of shattering and never getting all the shards cleaned up, I assume
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand.... This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? ... Right?
- It's not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
- If it's not concave at the bottom, it doesn't need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
- This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
This bottle does not exist.
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You can already do this with any bottle. All this did was prohibit them from being set down on flat surfaces.
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The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
Documentary. 😄
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman's voice.
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Well its not a pickle jar
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So your beer can heat up even faster!
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
Not for ass production.
Nope. It will become art when it's first used for its intended purpose
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along. Now, if someone was laying face down right next to my chair, then yes, I might consider using this.
Y'all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol' balls.
Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.
PAIGE, NO !
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