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For a minute there, I thought you'd served mashed potatoes on a napkin.

This is a story of how penises get cigarette burns

if you value your bank balance

Joke's on you, I don't have a bank balance

I can't imagine Trump's ass tasting good to anyone

It's like RTO, but the nazi version

Quite disappointing that it was only a 44% voter turnout with all the publicity around it.

She was always going to walk away from the job with a name like Leavitt

They wouldn't be conservatives if they were progressive

But if my salary suddenly increases by $139,999,950,000 then I'll also be mad about my wealth being taxed, so I'll say no now, just in case that happens soon.

Nothing better to prepare for the horrors of the modern world than loading kids with guilt about things beyond their control as early as possible.

Clacton must be a really shitty place

I would call him a numerical vampire