Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
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Kid Rock's fans are up in arms after
I’m sorry his what now?
Yup. Both of them are PISSED!
"There are dozens of us! Well, okay, tens of us. Oh all right, ten of us. If you round up."
Who said roundup? Yee haw!
Crap not again . . Someone get the hose
Aren't these idiots up in arms on a daily basis? Gun-toting hicks tend to be up in arms at a minimum, with very little inebriation required to shift into riot mode.
Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought "I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli".
Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the "talent" we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli......
Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?
I mean, tbf to Milli Vanilli, they dropped out. In fact, their response was something along the lines of "we never signed up for this shit"
Several artists said that they were never even asked.
I hear what you did there
~~I hadn't thought about it before now, but I'd take Ice over Rock any day.
Vanilla Ice was in TMNT...what else could you want?~~
Edit: Fuck Vanilla Ice too, per below.
Vanilla Ice is full blown MAGA and is letting the current admin use "Ice Ice Baby" as an I.C.E. theme song
Okay well I did not know that so fuck him too then.
The Ninja Turtles did not deserve this!
TMNT would never do a trump event unless it was to kick their Nazi asses. Fuck vanilla. Is he going to do his hits from 35 years ago?
Wait, didn't that actually happen recently?
EDIT: Yep: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gets-his-dad-dance-on-with-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle/
To be fair, we have plenty of talent from 250 years. It's just that most of them don't want to perform for Trump.
well Milli Vanilli being a fraud is quite on point for anything this regime does
My ex wife's mom was a kid rock megafan. She had kid rock tshirts in heavy rotation, had kid rock bumper stickers on her car, and went to concerts as often as possible. She even had limited edition, rhinestone encrusted kid rock shoes. She was one of the dumbest people I've ever encountered and a real piece of shit person.
Several years after divorcing my wife she still texts me asking for money (she's a dirtbag gambling addict) despite fact I've ghosted her. I will never block her, because getting those texts is a sweet reminder that I've escaped my shitty ex's shitty family. Fuck you Linda, you hateful garbagemonster
I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan.
But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I'm German, and I understood none of the lyrics.
(My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)
I adore my wife but her family is awful, it’s a tough spot. They’re so toxic
I just need to say that he should be called Grampa Rock now.
He looks rough
Looks like Grandpa Meth Rock now, I mean, he’s always looked like a Meth Head, but ya
Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.
Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.
Milli Vanilli performing at a maga festival is just perfect. AFAIK the German guy is dead already, which leaves the French guy to lipsync to someone else’s singing. Or did they find someone else to complete the duo again? Maybe a Scotsman this time?
Sadly I think they also bowed out. I was looking forward to it being just Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli because that would match the current level of poorly-aged cringe in the US.
doing those wierd exercises in the SAUNA with RFK JR ISNT good enough?
One would think that he is most embarrassed that he looks like that now
I’m 47, but I look almost identical to how I looked when I was in my mid 20s. (I realize that I am exceptionally lucky, but he’s extremely rich, and has access to plastic surgeons and such)
He looks like shit
If you haven’t read this classic - read it now. It’s . . . well. Just read it.
I didn’t realize it until I got into the second paragraph, but I read this when it was originally published.
It is exactly as upsetting as when I read it originally.
The Rolling Stone is an extraordinary publication.
lol. lmao even.
Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.
It was rock music for kids, Kid Rock even has a song about it.
Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

Oh, I thought he was humiliated just because he was kid rock.
I'm not sure he's hot enough dignity to be humiliated
That dude aged twenty years for every ten since two thousand.
I find this a bit hard to believe. Is Kid Rock aware enough to feel humiliation?
At this rate, the headliner will be one of Iskanka's kids hooting out "Hot Cross Buns" on an out-of-tune clarinet.