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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I work at the airport helping those with disabilities. When someone has a disability, they put that in the system from the city they're flying from.

So when they reach my city, I'm waiting in the jet bridge with a wheelchair.

Except they ALSO add deaf people. Here's the thing, deaf people don't need wheelchairs. So I'm just waiting in that jet bridge for 20 minutes as people get off the plane.

No part of being deaf would make a deaf person think "I need a wheelchair", so they walk right past me, not even knowing that's their wheelchair. So they don't communicate in any way that they don't need it, because they're sane and wouldn't assosiate being deaf with having a wheelchair reserved for you that you don't need.

The wonders of inflexible bureaucracy! πŸ˜„

[–] Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once flew alone from Spain as a child and got registered as requiring assistance (due to being a child) There was an old blind lady on the flight with me. Somehow, they mistakenly thought that I was blind, and that the old lady I guess was just old. So they were dragging me around and saying all sorts of confusing things to me in Spanish, putting my hands on things etc. it was a weird experience for me, but probably worse for the poor lady. Eventually the confusion was resolved at the gate with some staff member saying to me in English "you can see me, yes?" While right in front of me. I was very confused, wondering if it was a trick question, but eventually we stumbled into understanding what had happened.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

"you're handicapped? Sit yo ass in this, then we can work it out"

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Deaf people see bad crops?

Sometimes 🀷🏻

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bad crops?

Sounds like a band name. Like Nick Cave and the bad seeds.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bad crops bad crops what you gonna do

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

What you gonna do when they come reap you

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Such a great movie ❀️

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

YES, YOU HAVE BEEN DEAF ALL ALONG!

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT IT

I SAID... YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT IT

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

mad Italian chatter "I DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably not? 🀷🏻

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this a "causation vs correlation" thing again?

[–] vane@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I see deaf people.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whispers meme in sign language

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~πŸ‘πŸ«²πŸ€˜πŸ«°~~

🀟

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

All I wanted was just one

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

If you’re cold, they’re cold.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why's it so different for the deaf people?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The pictures are 100% identical, so I assumed you meant life in general 🀷🏻

Oh, you're pretending to be deaf yourself? Carry on, then

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Come one, that's really cheesy.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes. They just can't discern between red and green by sound.

I feel see signed

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fascinating.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And I think that's beautiful

[–] gtownjim@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see Beech wood smoked cheese.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see a little silhouetto of a man!

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see trees of green, red roses too

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I see a bad moon rising

We have all the time in the world...

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Thunderbolt of lightning

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

More orange?