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Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.

Depends on the environment. When camping, in a tent without a floor, putting on each shoe right after the sock allows parking the shoed foot on the dirt while putting on the next sock and shoe.
But putting on both socks and then putting on both shoes is the default.

shoe > sock > shoe > sock

People who don't wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they're about to go outside.

You know, people who don't live like animals.

Wet or dirty floors invite to completely dress one foot first.

Sock-shoe-Sock-shoe-pants.

Sock > shoe > sock > shoe > underwear > pants > shirt.

P.S. why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked then just naked?

One day, you will.. Your knees will go and it'll just be easier to only change your position twice rather than four times...

I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don't want my socks on those grimey floors.

But at home it's sock sock shoe shoe

My socks are in my bedroom and my shoes are by the door because I'm not a savage who tracks shit into my home. Am I supposed to just carry socks around while I get my shit together to go out?

When getting dressed at the local public pool I usually do this only because the floor is usually soaking wet.

I'm old, I'm fat, I'm lazy. I don't want to have to put my foot up on my knee twice as often.

Sock > shoe > sock > shoe

Who puts on shoes right after putting on socks in the first place?

If you're wearing shoes inside the house you're all kinds of fucked already anyway.

Archie Bunker got very upset when he saw his son-in-law doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe. The son's closing argument was along the lines of, "What if we're both halfway done and there's a fire, so we have to run outside? The fire department is spraying water all over. Your feet get soaking wet because you're in your socks. But I have one shoe on, so I can hop and stay dry."

Had to dredge that memory up from the deep archives.

My shoes are by my front door so both socks first makes sense; there's no reason to carry. But not wear, my socks to the entryway

I put my socks on as soon as I get out of the shower, just after my underwear and undershirt. I don't put my shoes on until just before I leave my apartment.

I put my sock inside my shoe and wear them both together in a smooth motion.

Q: If you have 2 shoes and 1 sock, what do you need?

A: A sock.

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Sock shoe sock shoe is only valid when you're on a dirty floor (eg a beach), hopping around awkwardly on one foot, trying to stay as clean as possible

I do sock shoe sock shoe if I'm drying/cleaning my feet from a trip to the beach or for hiking a canoe portage.

Michael Stivic

https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk

Sandal, sandal. I don't like my feet to be hot.