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[–] hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 129 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope some female celebrity does just that to make a point.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 months ago

My money is on Chappel Roan

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

It's the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.

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[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 80 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago

I love the original poggers guy

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I know the meme, and that is from some kind of talent show, but I'm curious to what he's watching at that moment

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Kim

Now it all makes sense.

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 105 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Where the hair?! That's shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It's also especially funny when you descend into "Hairy" section of the porn and it's just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That's not "hairy", that's just "normal" woman.

Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I've tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it's really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 5 months ago (4 children)

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we've probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it's not a modern thing it's just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago

When I want to treat myself, I shave, exfoliate and moisturise my legs, and change my bedsheets. It's divine.

I used to shave my legs because of the nebulous patriarchal pressure that many girls and women experience. But now I do it for good reasons and it's much more liberating

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 89 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Never mind Jeffery's paedophile cabal, how will higher society ever get over such controversy as a woman's armpit hair being visible??

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Only if zoom in to basically be 10cm from her armpit. So for all normal, sane purposes, no it wasn't.

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

No no you see this is offensive to the Epstein cabal. Because how dare she not be smooth like a child.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 34 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

LGBT disco is a hellova place

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 65 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

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[–] architect@thelemmy.club 58 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Being human is fucking exhausting.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying we're going to see Sabrina Carpenter pooping in the next Met Gala?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If she takes a massive shit in the red carpet, I will cheer. But I would feel a little conflicted.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It would make for a challenging wank

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[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 41 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 40 points 5 months ago

Body shaming people more beautiful than they'll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Is it because there's a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that's been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn't want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (12 children)

No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

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[–] LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Am I alone in thinking its weird to not have armpit hair?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Personally I shave mine because my pits start smelling quickly when the hair gets to like 5 CM or so. Despite using a decent antiperspirant.

I don't keep it super short though and give zero ducks what other people do with theirs.

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 27 points 5 months ago

We need more female celebrities with body hair.

[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago

She's clearly one of them transgenders

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

As a man: what

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Do these people really have nothing better to do?

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

This is just shaved rather than waxed. That's it.

[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can picture Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro ranting about it 😂

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ben Shapiro: My sister doesn't have any armpit hair at all.

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 18 points 5 months ago

Girls: "But I poop from there!"

Fake men: "Ew gross"

Real men: "Not right now you don't!"

(Sort of) SFW Source

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Women celebs are human. Shocker...

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (12 children)

Jungkook of BTS had a similar “controversy” when some behind the scenes shots showed his chest hair; it was edited out on the official cover😭

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

oh wow oh no how horrible can you show more examples of this terrible chest hair for science

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 16 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I don't know what's sadder, people paying attention to some incels obsessing about women or people paying attention to celebrities and met gala.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She's lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

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