it's usually for bulls to use on cows for milking
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Exactly. Its funny because it says "semen" though right?
Welcome to the internet.
Boob
Have a look around
Sounds healthier than Dick Trickle.
maybe it is empty
the same container is used to ship human sperm.
I can't really taste the difference
you need mkre pineapple on the diet
Zooming in the tank says "liquid nitrogen" though... I mean, it could probably store other liquids, but that seems to be what it was built for.
Its not a tank full of semen, nor liquid nitrogen.
Its a device for storing semen containers, which uses liquid nitrogen as a coolant.
This guy cools semen.
It taste best that way.
Damn. Didn't think semen would... survive? those temps. Don't think semen is technically alive since it can't reproduce. Or is that kinda the opposite since it is specifically made for reproducing? E: Just looked it up and sperm is technically alive but not an organism.
Single cells like that or germs can often recover with minimal issue when exposed to low temperature. It’s why we freeze sperm and why the permafrost will release lots of fun for us pretty soon.
...and that's how it fell off. Later on I got the surgery, HRT, yada yada yada. Yeah, we're happy together.
How is it that you need to post that under a totally unrelated comment? Insert vegan meme here that has not told anybody for three hours.
Completely missed the joke, huh?
People need to know how it happened!
How long do you think sperm stays viable at room temperature?
Sorry, all full. Your mom helped, so it didn't take me long.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
15L tank, average load is 20mL, your average duration is 3s, it must've taken you at least 37 minutes
Source: i made up all the numbers, except how long you last
Police? I would like to report a murder. Yes, I'll hold.
That’s what she said.
Normally I have like a hundred sperm jokes ready to shoot but for some reason right now not even one cums to mind
like a good carpenter, always bring more than you need
Does that straw hole just fit any standard drinking straw?
I tried to click send.
Used for Extreme IVF
Fetch the super soaker
Iwtcird
hmmm
Elon is that you?
Looks like it's about a 25L, for $900. It looks brand new, but that's still pretty high for a Liquid Nitrogen dewar this small.
some good faid
Baron Harkonnen's nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.
What about this looks like a AI to you?
think it's supposed to be a good AI (the acronym) (artificial insemination)
Artificial Insemination = AI
Gordon Ramsemeny