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Leopards Ate My Face

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“You know, we’ll be tormented by it for a long time – I will be,” Tucker Carlson said. “And I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people. It was not intentional, that’s all I’ll say.”

Though Carlson in 1999 had referred to Trump as “the single most repulsive person on the planet”, he beat most pundits in calling for Trump to be taken seriously before he won his first presidency in 2016.

Trump recently published a social media post calling Carlson “a Low IQ person – Always easy to beat, and highly overrated!!!”

FFS now I agree with Trump ?

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[–] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 160 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

In a few months, these people will have always been against Trump, and they'll hate us when we call them on it, because despite everything they've done so far, they still think they're better off than with a Democrat in charge.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Tucker Carlson doesn't disagree with anything Trump has done, he's just smart enough to tell when to jump ship. This is a strategic move

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

they still think they’re better off than with a Democrat in charge

"I would have voted for Jim Webb" is a thing I've heard conservative asshats tell me on a regular basis.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No raindrop thinks they're to blame for the flood.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

No raindrop is. The flood is a consequence of the land's ability to drain water relative to the size of the deluge. Blaming individual raindrops is foolish.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Saw a clip earlier that was coincidentally perfectly topical here: https://imgur.com/gallery/they-knew-they-all-knew-0HTmIvw

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 68 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Tormented... like, by demons ?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/tucker-carlson-draws-scorn-for-new-details-over-demonic-attack-im-not-embarrassed/ar-AA1Qcy3F

Tucker Carlson draws scorn for new details over demonic attack: 'I'm not embarrassed'
Carlson confirmed to The Christian Post on Halloween last year that he believes he was "physically mauled" by an unseen force while he was sleeping on Feb. 20, 2023.

"Ephesians 6 is real," Carlson told CP at the time, referencing the chapter in the New Testament that teaches mankind is engaged in warfare "against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places."

These fucking religious nutbag grifters

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else seeing the almost perfect irony of a Christian news publication's name converting to CP?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago

what an unfortunate name.

They should rename themselves to Christian Sermon Announcement Mail

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Tucker Carsalesman:

  • 2003: "Please Buy the Iraq War"
  • 2015: "I regret selling you the Iraq War, please buy this Trump"
  • 2026: "I Regret selling you this Trump, please buy this white nationalism"
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[–] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck him, fuck them all. They knew exactly what they were doing and getting into. But once there's signs that the ship is sinking they all jump off like the rats they are. And if not and that's a big if not, then maybe he is just a "Low IQ person".

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

He was just sticking up for trump last week. I think it was over Iran. This is temporary and for the left to have something to be distracted from. Trump is in the low 30s in approval, that's covid bad.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 41 points 5 months ago

"It was not intentional."

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. Don't you dare try to retcon your selfish, evil, greedy contributions to the suffering of thousands (millions?). No quarter for anyone who harbored these selfish fucks.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

Tucker can stuff his apology, this isn't buyer's regret, his influence was outsized because of his platform and led to disastrous results.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

"I regret that my grift is no longer profitable."

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He's been a bullshit peddler for his entire career. These are crocodile tears and fake regrets.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In case of Tucker, unless he's ready to dump previously unknown information on his (former) cohorts, I don't think he can be forgiven. He's not some small figure, a leftist content creator that did a few mistakes in his career, or a former edgy teen obsessed with "funny slurs", he is a very well known right-wing talking head.

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

When the rats start jumping off the sinking ship, remember they're still rats.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“And I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people. It was not intentional, that’s all I’ll say.”

Have you ever seen a quote, and wanted the person to repeat it to you face to face?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

While I'm holding a brick, yes

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 months ago

"I didn't vote for this!"

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 23 points 5 months ago
[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jon Stewart Single handily taking Cross Fire off the air when Tucker Carlson was a host. Its amazing. The show was cancelled a few months after this interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I guess he's just not making as much money / as popular as when he was on TV and hates not being in the spotlight. He doesn't give a rat's ass about Trump and never has.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He made money supporting him, he’s making money going against him.

Tucker is the leopard.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Never forget what they did, my American compatriots. Never forget.

They lied. They gaslit. They tried to break us.

Never forget.

Every supporter must be held accountable.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz supporters all talk like this.

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 20 points 5 months ago

Seppuku time, Mr.Carlson.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Suffer in silence then.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] zd9@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Get fucked Tucker Carlson. Make the world a better place and do a Budd Dwyer.

[–] thebasementcakes@leminal.space 13 points 5 months ago

Millionaire media figures who spend decades pushing an agenda are 'tormented', sure

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Looks like the right wing grift isn't working for this twat anymore and he wants to see if he can apologize his way into left wing grifting, or maybe just back into polite society.

Sorry bud, the average IQ on this side of the aisle is too high.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And wash it down with a pint of strong, cold piss.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

nothing less for an avid shiteaters dining club member.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Tormented he's not invited to the party.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I hate that motherfucker so much.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

tucker probably got a leaked epstein file that detailed what trump did to the Green M&M when she was a Mini M&M and is on the warpath now.

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Tucker is going full fash. Time for him to huddle around Fuentes for that good ol' hellfire warmth, with all the clicks, views, and ad revenue that audience brings...oh and hate...so much hate. Tucker knows (and hates) his audience so well.

I want to see the end of Trump as much as the next person, but you'd have to be blind to not see what's coming next.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 5 months ago (7 children)

They are seeing that the end is finally coming into focus, and not only is MAGA going to be on the losing side, it's quickly becoming inevitable. And that end is going to be very, very ugly, with a lot of prison sentences, and perhaps even some death sentences.

So the slyest rats are starting to jump ship, while there is still a chance to grab some floating debris to escape on. He's just the first of many to follow.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This means as little as Glenn Beck's apology.

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I’m torn. Obviously the likes of Carlson and Rogen et. al. need to answer for their support. On the other hand, I’m not sure making them wear a hairshirt or scarlet “T” for the rest of their lives– while warranted– actually gets us closer to where we need to be, which is free of Trump and the other despots.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How they are punished is less about how impactful it will be for them than it is about setting an example for the next generation of dumb, greedy assholes who might be aiming to follow in their footsteps. “Hmm. After seeing what they do to Tucker Carlson, maybe I’ll put down my God Hates Fags sign…”

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[–] ichwillhierraus@feddit.org 7 points 5 months ago

It is funny when the moron fucks others, like latinos blacks and asians, but then he fucked with my mates! He cryed.

Fuck you Tucker, fuck You.

[–] Loce@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Nah, fuck you tucker fuck, we don't forgive, we don't forget. You were and still are part of a problem.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

no he isnt, its like magats regretting voting for trump, or caitlyn jenner wants help soley for her trans problem. or roegan trying to play a never trumper.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Aww, poor Tucker. I doubt he's lost a single moment of sleep over it.

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