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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 72 points 3 months ago (5 children)

My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn't a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 17 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

No.

Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, no, maybe so around the corner something something... I don't get it

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago
[–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Beautiful 😅

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

polite applause

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Gohan? Oh nm, you said 22, not like 4.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Does he take requests? I always loved the song of storms

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I'm gonna fuq you uuuuuup

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

He's just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Waaaay back in '98, not long after the game came out, I heard someone whistling the Lost Woods theme outside my dorm. It remains the only time I've heard someone singing/whistling/whatever a video game tune out in the wild who wasn't me.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Original Mario theme is often stuck in my head and I whistle it. Happened yesterday leaving the office.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Koji Kondo is a master at making catchy music!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme once and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course it matters! Each song has it's own magical effect!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I mean he can play any if that's his library. Beats darude sandstorm 🤣

[–] Warm_Bowl_of_Peas@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What even is the crime 😭

[–] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Maybe they just forgot to leave a tip...

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Dude's making sure the Sun's on schedule.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In other news all pots where broken in the local area

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Shit, that's where I keep my precious gems!

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 8 points 3 months ago

you need to open the door to activate the quest

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 8 points 3 months ago
[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 8 points 3 months ago

My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol

[–] bookmeat@fedinsfw.app 4 points 3 months ago

They're looking for a man whose face is blurred in the photo....

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

If that guy was a pedophile that would be how he would get young me 😂😂

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Das Fluten Duten indeed.