Kanda

Is that what they call trans fat?

Doing the right things for the wrong reasons

If you mess up and then fix it/start over and get it right the second time around, did you mess up?

Sort of. Racked up a bunch of student debt pretending to read. Could have been working all those years

I did it all day every day for 12 years, then quit and went back to work like nothing happened. Try that with any other drug

You want to bring pigs, but also not bring pigs.

He's not just a failed author, he's also a couch fucker extraordinare. Give the man some credit!

Probably already said yes to the marriage thing, considering he got to put his peepee in her peepee

What if they had a girl?

Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

They probably did pay the ticket to cross the Atlantic. Contemporary immigration might be closer, although they often get shot by border Patrol and now kidnapped by Trumpstapo