this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
1573 points (99.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39283 readers
6364 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, I think he’s saying if you can’t afford to live here, you should die.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Service Guarantees Citizenship*

*exclusions apply

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"If you're tired, if you're poor, if you're among the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, please get the fuck out of here."

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Sorry, were closed.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why not, and im spitballing here, make America great?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Because DWS rigged the 2016 primaries

[–] dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I cut my teeth in left circles doing illegalist social work in a couple parts of northern california 15 or so years ago. Every experienced person who worked with unhoused populations knew theres a certain kind of people who get made victims at a shocking rate. Those really deranged out-there people usually with severe addictions who nobody would believe often had stories about police kidnapping them and holding them in foreclosures to torture them for a while, often with injuries to match. Everybody knew about the chicago pd making it formal with homan square and the various shit they get up to. Every department does it in their own way.

Earlier this year i had to spend some time in los angeles without much to do. I decided to get a feel for the streets. I noticed three in one long day of layover, wandering the city. One eye and two fingers, taken relatively clean and cauterized. Each on a different person. Three in one day, just wandering around. Just me. None of them commented. All the injuries looked within the past couple days, still black on the edges with little red fissures. The one I asked looked scared, tried to talk about anything else. I didnt even have to wonder where they came from.

Half of every municipal budget funds this. I don't know what percentage of the fed budget goes to funding the exploding of schools, international torture prisons, and the suppression of renewable energy along with other fossil fuel subsidies.

So what about that is fixable? The way they manage natural resources? Their vibrant healthy cultural practices? Their intellectual tradition? American cuisine? Their beautiful and unique architecture? You want to save america, what the fuck are you saving? Apple pie? The dutch do it better. Jazz? The best jazz musicians havent been from here since 1991; the soviet union still existed.

The land; that stuff that votes? I guess thats pretty cool. Got some good nature left, but clock's ticking on all that.

Fuck america. Any dozen randon people who aren't wholly owned could make something better.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 25 points 6 days ago (5 children)

How has Ben's head not caved in from his phenomenal lack of brain?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

It's supported by the structural integrity of his incredibly thick skull

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

The acoustics in his head must be phenomenal.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It's just empty, it's not a vacuum.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its not a lack of a brain. Its a complete lack of empathy. That is the root cause of most of this shitshow we are in right now.

It’s more than that. I’m friends with a diagnosed sociopath. Zero empathy whatsoever. And he is 100% without a doubt the most dependable and moral person I know. He always keeps his word, is always willing to lend a hand if needed, and is a champion for things like harm reduction as public policy - Gun laws, drug reform, police reform, bodily autonomy, etc… As a teen, he went through a satanist moral philosophy kick, and basically came to terms with the fact that empathy isn’t required for objective morality. Each person can choose to do good, simply because it is the right thing to do. I fully believe that he’d be a serial killer (or at least some high powered CEO who ruins lives for the people that work in his company) without that philosophy.

It actually makes him angry when conservatives do and say shit like this… Because he sees it as a complete moral failing on their part, not a lack of empathy. Basically the difference between “you’re doing bad things because you can’t understand others” and “you’re doing bad things because you refuse to do better.”

The former could be used as a crutch to explain bad actions, but he absolutely rejects that possibility because his lived experience has taught him that understanding or empathizing with others isn’t a requirement for morality. So he basically falls back to the opposite of Hanlon’s Razor, where he refuses to accept stupidity as a blanket excuse for malicious actions.

Stupidity can be used as an excuse for individual actions. “Oops, sorry I bumped into you. I wasn’t watching where I was going.” But it doesn’t work for explaining a long term pattern of behavior where the person has had opportunities to learn and improve. The headline statement is not an isolated incident where it can be explained away with stupidity or a lack of empathy. It’s more like “I go out of my way to shoulder-check people.” And that’s an intentional pattern of behavior, not an accident.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Ben's yarmulke game is on point like usual. Tiny, and the exact shade as his hair so that the anti-Semites in his target demographic won't see it, but he's still technically dressed the way his religion tells him to.

He could of course, choose not to court the types of people that turn out to be antisemitic, but you know, that would involve not making everything worse.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

Why is anyone giving this shitheel attention?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Emigrate to, immigrate from.

edit: I'm still confused but probably wrong here.

[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Do I ? Emigrating is going away, immigrating is coming in, right?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Right, so you're emigrating from America and you're immigrating to, say, Zimbabwe.

load more comments (2 replies)

You flipped it, that's the opposite of what you said initially.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

So in other words emigrating from (going away from) and immigrating to (coming in to), i.e. your initial comment is backwards.

You got it right this time, but not in the original comment.

Were you stoned when you typed it? Are you still stoned?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, it's why your country has plenty of immigrants, but you never seem to run into any of your emmigrants. Or for the linguistic reason i- as a prefix can mean into and e- as a prefix can mean out of in latin, coming from the Latin words in and ex meaning in and out

load more comments (1 replies)

Yes, you are correct

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I'm emigrating from the USA and I am immigrating to Iran.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's wild that the "land of the free, home of the brave" let a bunch of incel basement dwelling grifter losers take over and tank the nation.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Remove the "here" from the end and you just have current republican policy

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

They fucked up that country so bad, him and his allies, I kinda agree with him (it disgusts me to say that). You don't want to go down with that sinking ship. Get the fuck out.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If America has failed to provide paths to success for it's own citizen, it's because the very successful have destroyed those paths, not because Americans have failed. The end of this thinking is America is inhabited only by very rich people and slaves, regardless of whether they are citizens or not. This thinking will kick out the tired, the poor, the huddled American masses yearning to be free that it created. Shapiro and co are absolutely incapable of compassion or empathy except in their own self interest.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yup! America is for the sick and the rich. If you ain't a rich pedo, they don't want you.

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How can the same folks who can't afford to live afford to emigrate again?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that's not how it works though.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

No, but that's how they think it goes to get into America. They think you just kind of walk in and sit down like a cafe.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He needs fuck off to Israel

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Canada's full, fuck off please. Thank you.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

On average it isn't any cheaper to live in Canada, Canada does offer more social services at least.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Classic Canada, such jokers; anyay, is your couch a foldout?

load more comments
view more: next ›